yeah, im done with hard liquer
last night was my first and last time
i really cant remember how many times i threw up (lets just say 'a whole lot')
or how many drinks i had (lets just say 'a whole lot')
ugh
nope
im done
sheesh
im so done with that
god...
ya know what its like to stop at a gas station on the way home and puke for about 2 minutes straight while you are between the car and the store?
(oh, and i wasnt driving drunk- this all took place at a friend's apartment and everyone there spent the night, this was after a few hours of being awake)
the only thing worse than the puking in a gas station's parking lot is the kind of stares you receive while purchasing a bottle of pepto and some crackers
[really, folks, im a decent guy... stop looking at me like im going to molest your kids and shoot heroin while i burn your house down and go work at the circuis][oh, and i swear... its a bad case of the flu] |
