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Nothing worse than a whiney cat... by j.butterfly2003-07-11 08:56:59
  You need to learn to speak Cat-ease a bit by inittab 2003-07-11 10:43:39
and also apply some dicipline to said cat

For instance:
  • To discourage begging/whining when you cook or snack,
    Don't feed scraps directly to the cat, in the kitchen.
    If you are giving anything to the cat, it goes in the bowl.
  • When the cat STARTS misbehaving, give it a bit if a hiss
    as discouragement. If it doesn't listen, carry it (feet dangeling)
    to another room, and put it down. If it doesn't listen to the
    warning a second time, carry it to the room, and close the door
    for 10 minutes. After a few weeks of this, the cat gets to know
    that a hiss, or sharp word should be respected, or you get carried
    away.
  • In general, cat's are not trainable for detailed things
    but you can communicate enough to make them bahave, and like
    puppies, or kids too small to talk- you can discourage negative
    behavior, and reward good behavior with action and aproval..
  • Cats can actually pick up on a small vocabulary of words, if
    used consistantly, and with actions to match, for instance
    I've used:
    - WorKing: meaning I want left alone with my things
    - Foood: with spoon tapping food bowl = come and get it!
    - Soup: special treat, like tuna juice poured on cat food
    - BAaad Boy: I don't like what you just did- must be immediate
    - Goood Boy: (smoother tones, of course)
    - Driving: Attention, car about to go, get away
    - Bedtime: Attn, if you want to come in, this is last chance
    - Short Hiss: Stop and think- you are being anoying
    - Throat Hiss: Danger, or I'm really mad. Go away !
    - Musical gurgle: Hello, I noticed you, and I'm open for petting.
  • For positive bonding, Be sure to seek the cat out,
    instead of just shooing away and waiting it come back
    on it's own. That way, the cat gets comfortable with you
    stopping by for 'a quick pat', adn doesn't think that every
    time you call it's name, or scratch it's ears, you mean food.
  • Note: three water guns in the kitchen, living room, and office
    make for good enforcement. It doesn't hurt the cat, and keeps
    you from chasing the cat, just to puck them up. The chasing
    is sometimes easier for teh cat to avoid, than for you to catch.
    And the cat may decide it LIKES the chase too much.
    Eventually the cat starts to recognize the squirt guns, and
    you don't even have to shoot, just reach for it.
  • I think you can figure out much of it from there.
[ Reply ]
    well... by j.butterfly2003-07-11 10:53:59
    question by FireballMatt2003-07-11 11:29:23
      If you pick them up by the scruff by hyzenthlay2003-07-11 11:52:43
        Older cats can actually be hurt being picked up by WebDiva2003-07-11 12:01:47
      answer: they're less comfortable with feet hanging by inittab2003-07-11 14:38:17

 

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