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Spiders are bad m'kay? by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Aren't neurotoxins wonderful? by subbywan 2003-07-11 08:00:10
I had a bloody spider building it's web in my CAR this morning! I'm cruising down the highway at 70 and I notice this hairy thing around the size of a dime hanging off the passenger side window spinning away merrily (it had been hiding above the sunscreen.

Now, I don't like spiders at the BEST of times (damn creepy things), so coming pretty much face to face (well, ok, it was about 1.5 ft from my face) spinning away when you're in traffic going 70 ... Let me just tell you I'm very proud of myself for not causing a multi-car pileup as I fought by desire to slam on brakes and beat the thing to death.

I drove about another 3-4 miles until I got to my exit (the next one as it happened) pulled off in a parking lot and THEN beat it to death.

*sigh* Time to BugFog the car.
[ Reply ]
    It isn't a neurotoxin by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Well, I should have clarified ... by subbywan2003-07-11 08:21:07
        Nope. It's not a neurotoxin. by BloodyViking2003-07-11 08:26:51
          What's wrong with that? by subbywan2003-07-11 08:40:21
            Dictionary.com seems to be a bit more by Naruki2003-07-11 08:44:37
              As I understand it, a neurotoxin is by Arcanum2003-07-11 14:43:08
                That is my understanding as well. (n/t) by BloodyViking2003-07-11 14:51:39

 

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