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Speaking of Bush's War on Evil. by LurkerMo2003-07-09 09:50:25
  Evil: by skippy-ish_guy2003-07-09 10:03:45
    Just a reminder: by bordertech 2003-07-09 10:19:45
For those that didn't know, I'm a Christian. At least I try to be. Here is what we aspire to:

The Ten Commandments:
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
Honour thy father and thy mother

Thou shalt not kill.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house

The Beattitudes:
Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven
Blessed are they who mourn,
for they shall be comforted
Blessed are the meek,
for that shall possess the earth
Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for justice
for they shal be satisfied
Blessed are the merciful
for they shall obtain mercy
Blessed are the clean of heart,
for they shall see God
Blessed are the peacemakers
for they shall be called children of God
Blessed are they who suffer persecution for justice sake,
for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven
Blessed are you when men reproach you, and
persecute you, and
speaking falsely, say all manner of evil against you,
for my sake.





[ Reply ]
      What is adultry? by Spisefisken2003-07-09 10:25:51
        The danish version is much clearer. by skippy-ish_guy2003-07-09 10:33:42
      Blessed are the coffee makers by NOLAWitch2003-07-09 10:31:19
        Yeah! Now we're talking! by skippy-ish_guy2003-07-09 10:32:37
        Blessed are the cruller makers by kahuana2003-07-09 10:40:20
        And the Sprite makers (n/t) by bordertech2003-07-09 11:41:37
      Commandments revisited. (Devil's advocate) by BuggedEyes2003-07-09 11:40:39
        Wow, this post must have taken you awhile. (n/t) by bordertech2003-07-09 11:49:56
        Ancient Jewish cabbala by veran2003-07-09 14:27:38
      to simplify: by veran2003-07-09 14:16:41

 

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