At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25 year old.
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that after their wedding, she & Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, & for the expected "knock" on the door.
Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, & there is her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, & she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door.
It's Morris. And again he's ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents for further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, & leaves.
LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door. Morris, as fresh as a 25 year old, is ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, you can perform so often. I've been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You're a great lover, Morris.
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne & says, "You mean I was here already?"
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