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Woohoo! WMDs! by Kickstart 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ooops, my bad! I meant: a drinks distillery, an olympic swimming pool, vacuum cleaners, some American artillery, and a scared graduate student.

Dumbasses.

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  ROFL! Reality Bytes! by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 12:26:16
  There goes our main excuse for the war. (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:26:27
    The oil is gone? by Naruki2003-06-06 12:36:36
      Perhaps they found Osama. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:40:50
        Maybe they finally found Hitler. by Naruki2003-06-06 12:43:26
          Hitler, Osama, and Elvis by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:48:00
            I have it on good authority that Hitler by webishop2003-06-06 12:55:36
              Bomb Argentina then LOL (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:58:30
                Yeah, we've let Elvis run loose for far too long. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-06-06 14:03:34
                  Damn him and the aliens for all those pregnancies! (n/t) by subbywan2003-06-06 14:09:34
          Maybe George W. found Waldo! (n/t) by mmell2003-06-06 12:48:13
            Heeheehee. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:48:35
      He said "excuse", not reason. ;-) (n/t) by BloodyViking2003-06-06 12:43:08
        Whew! I was worried for a second... by Naruki2003-06-06 12:45:34
          Now THAT's anthropomorphization. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:53:11
            Finally! by Naruki2003-06-06 12:59:59
              Whatever, 'ruki. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:02:47
                That's cause your complex, abstract by Naruki2003-06-06 13:17:34
                  Pish. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:18:45
                    LART! by Naruki2003-06-06 13:28:05
                  What about this? by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    What about it? by Naruki2003-06-06 13:27:09
                      It shows that non-humans are self-aware by subbywan2003-06-06 13:32:36
                        How does a study of chimpanzees show by LurkerMo2003-06-06 13:39:46
                          Because... Look over there! A newt! (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:40:42
                            Behind you! It's a distraction! by Naruki2003-06-06 13:42:09
                              ARGGHH!!!! NOT THE BUNNY THAT SAYS NI!!!!! by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:44:47
                                *BANG* by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:47:09
                                *gurgle* *flop* *twitch* *wibble* (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:48:21
                          Proof of concept. by subbywan2003-06-06 13:46:29
                            Well, we certainly have one study that shows by LurkerMo2003-06-06 13:54:05
                              Agreed. It shows that according to our measurement by subbywan2003-06-06 14:01:22
                                That doesn't mean that they're right though. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 14:03:23
                                Agreed by subbywan2003-06-06 14:08:57
                                One after another. by Naruki2003-06-06 16:48:33
                                Are you purposefully being idiotic? by subbywan2003-06-06 17:00:26
                                Hey, subby... Ook. by Naruki2003-06-06 17:03:46
                                So I was right. by subbywan2003-06-06 17:06:57
                                Ook, moron. Ook ook. by Naruki2003-06-06 17:28:57
                                Why do you keep doing that? by Naruki2003-06-06 14:22:37
                                Because I'm referencing more than 1 concept. by subbywan2003-06-06 14:38:42
                                I didn't read that into it. You wrote that into it by Naruki2003-06-06 14:46:04
                                That's because the referencing article by subbywan2003-06-06 14:52:16
                                According to the authors of that book by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:59:28
                                Maybe they weren't right. Maybe they were. by subbywan2003-06-06 15:01:50
                                The evidence given here, by BloodyViking2003-06-06 15:08:15
                                Yes, but I'm not trying to prove it by subbywan2003-06-06 15:13:14
                                Of COURSE there is doubt! by Naruki2003-06-06 16:47:31
                                So you were wrong then by subbywan2003-06-06 17:02:42
                                Ook! by Naruki2003-06-06 17:28:16
                                But you can be self-aware by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:53:52
                                Yes you can. We have humans who prove that. by subbywan2003-06-06 15:04:05
                                Can you support that insult? by Naruki2003-06-06 16:45:04
                                Seen Jerry Springer recently? by subbywan2003-06-06 17:05:58
                                Jerry Springer guest lie to everyone often. by Naruki2003-06-06 17:27:46
                                And *this* is the "famous Naruki", by subbywan2003-06-06 17:33:16
                            Self-respect != self-aware. by Naruki2003-06-06 13:54:46
                              Yes. Already corrected myself there. by subbywan2003-06-06 13:58:33
                                Try this on for size: by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:07:41
                                Not at all by subbywan2003-06-06 14:12:10
                                Law of the Jungle. by Naruki2003-06-06 14:20:34
                                I agree by subbywan2003-06-06 14:34:48
                                How so? by Naruki2003-06-06 14:43:11
                                Then they wouldn't live long. by subbywan2003-06-06 15:00:04
                                Why do you say it's a boast? by Naruki2003-06-06 16:42:55
                                Because I've worked in game parks by subbywan2003-06-06 17:09:49
                                No it doesn't. by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:47:56
                                Then why show it at all? by subbywan2003-06-06 14:53:16
                                Habit. by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:57:34
                                But why do it in the first place? by subbywan2003-06-06 15:05:55
                                Instinct. by Naruki2003-06-06 16:37:31
                                It's not instinct. by subbywan2003-06-06 17:14:36
                                Ummm... by Nea2003-06-06 17:19:13
                                here: by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                You utter moron. by Naruki2003-06-06 17:26:05
                                ummm...ok, I read that yesterday, but... by Nea2003-06-06 17:32:38
                                Nope. I am and always have been by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Ok, I see in that post... by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                *nods* I can see how that was mis-intepreted by subbywan2003-06-06 17:50:24
                                I just wanted to clear up by Nea2003-06-06 17:58:33
                                *chuckles* by subbywan2003-06-06 18:00:01
                                You know, if you weren't wearing a negligee... by Naruki2003-06-06 18:58:35
                                I'm not wearing a negligée by Nea2003-06-06 19:15:34
                                Strangely enough, now *I* feel the need by Naruki2003-06-06 19:39:03
                                *grin* by Nea2003-06-06 20:00:48
                                Only the alpha male gets to breed. by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:25:03
                                Which shows that it's not a purely survival by subbywan2003-06-06 14:36:45
                                Okay, survival and procreative instincts then. by BloodyViking2003-06-06 14:43:03
                                In some yes. IN others no. by subbywan2003-06-06 15:11:44
                                Dolphins enjoy being gang raped? by Naruki2003-06-06 16:35:53
                                Now who is poisoning the well? by subbywan2003-06-06 16:54:22
                                Do you know jack squat about dolphins? by Naruki2003-06-06 17:20:39
                                So when you lose you now attack me? :) by subbywan2003-06-06 17:31:48
                                Try to understand. by BloodyViking2003-06-09 07:39:58
                        I never said non-humans weren't self-aware by Naruki2003-06-06 13:40:12
                          You did say they don't have self-respect (n/t) by subbywan2003-06-06 13:47:33
                            That is correct. So? by Naruki2003-06-06 16:23:44
                              So according to evidence by subbywan2003-06-06 16:25:51
                                WHAT evidence? by Naruki2003-06-06 16:51:35
                                I presented doubt to your absolute. by subbywan2003-06-06 17:16:20
                                Self-awareness != self-respect, you imbecile. by Naruki2003-06-06 17:24:07
                                Yes, we've already determined that by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Edit: s/self-aware/self-respect by subbywan2003-06-06 13:48:16
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    If you don't sweat, then it isn't chili. (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:32:35
    LOL by techi8702003-06-06 12:37:46
      I hadn't seen it... by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 12:43:06
        That was daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang funny. ^_^ (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:47:40
    10... 9... 8... by Naruki2003-06-06 12:37:58
    Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Kickstart2003-06-06 12:40:16
    Inappropriate Link! Non-FYOS safe language. by BloodyViking2003-06-06 12:40:42
      Apparently no one here has met my sister ;) by subbywan2003-06-06 12:43:43
        Remember... by Kickstart2003-06-06 12:48:29
          That's a bad question to ask me :) by subbywan2003-06-06 12:51:08
            We may have to redo the acronym to POFR... by Naruki2003-06-06 13:14:00
              I don't know, by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:16:05
                That's a balancing act and no mistake. by Tomo2003-06-06 13:27:07
  I'm in tears. by Tomo2003-06-06 12:29:36
    Yes. Yes indeed. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:40:02
      Already did. by Tomo2003-06-06 12:43:55
  Maybe GWB needs by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:34:02
  But this just proves their guilt! by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:39:10
  They had WMD's? by mmell2003-06-06 12:41:33
    How well do you pay attention by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:43:16
      I'd say he pays attention VERY well. by Naruki2003-06-06 12:44:34
      I served once myself . . . by mmell2003-06-06 12:47:35
        I was not trying to make a comment by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:51:28
          OIC. Well . . . by mmell2003-06-06 12:56:05
            *shakes hand* (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 12:57:40
  New Game: Where is Waldo Max Death? by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I win! (Iraqis lose) by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      <adulation>All Hail Kickstart!</adulation> by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 12:50:10
        No, all hail Queeg! Queeg! Queeg! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 12:55:11
          OMG! You said THE NAME 3x! (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 12:56:59
            Exactly. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2003-06-06 13:03:49
    WMD Cartoon by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Woohoo! BVDs! by mmell2003-06-06 12:43:51
  What do you get when you add up this by LurkerMo2003-06-06 12:48:37
    Traitorous thought? by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:00:55
  Woohoo! Bush launched a war for the sake of one! ( (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-06-06 12:51:02
  no no don't you see... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wow! Took 8 minutes to load! by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:01:26
      Text from news24.com 05/06/03 21:04 by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:07:39
        Included it here because the website was dying... by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:10:23
          No, it was Farked (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-06-06 13:17:56
  Hey, wait a minute! by mmell2003-06-06 13:01:02
    WhatwhatWHAAAT? by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:05:15
      Canada? by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 13:06:50
        It's the 52nd state - just north of Michigan. (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-06-06 13:07:30
          heheheh by mmell2003-06-06 13:09:39
            Afghanistan? (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:10:57
            Iraq? (n/t) by mmell2003-06-06 13:11:37
            The United Kingdom of America. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:11:59
            Puetro Rico ;-) by DaNutBall2003-06-06 13:19:42
              Am thinkink... by mmell2003-06-06 13:21:42
                Congress? Who's that? by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:24:20
                  Congress == Progress ^ -1 by mmell2003-06-06 13:28:24
                    Even so, it still beats the alternative. :/ by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:33:27
            UK of course, lead by governor Tony Blair (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-06-06 13:30:31
      Tehran is in Iran... by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yeah, but we gotta change the name... by mmell2003-06-06 13:08:28
          TheTerroristsRan? by Naruki2003-06-06 13:15:40
            Not cheesy enough. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:17:38
          I ran from Iran when the shootin' began . . . (n/t by mmell2003-06-06 13:19:58
  Next conspiracy theory: US must continue by LurkerMo2003-06-06 13:04:13
    Oooh, me! Me! by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:06:47
      Sold! Italy is going down next! (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 13:08:43
  Do you have another source? by slayer2003-06-06 13:18:31
    Not the claims they're giving, but... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
      slayer, why not tell us what you'll accept... by Naruki2003-06-06 13:32:27
        I'm sorry, I'm not trying to play a game. by slayer2003-06-06 13:35:33
          Maybe not, but this happens every time by Naruki2003-06-06 13:38:38
            Hey, this is a first for me. by slayer2003-06-06 13:44:35
              Well, the Mirror is a tabloid and against the war. by Tomo2003-06-06 13:48:35
                Now does "tabloid" have the same meaning in the UK by slayer2003-06-06 13:50:36
                  Based on the article I just read, it cannot. by Naruki2003-06-06 13:52:15
                    I will never understand the British press *sigh* by slayer2003-06-06 13:55:15
                      I'm not assuming it's true. by Naruki2003-06-06 13:56:19
              hmm, I think I need to clean my keyboard. (n/t) by slayer2003-06-06 13:51:17
          Generally, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Who elected them to speak for all Americans? by LionsPhil2003-06-06 13:32:58
  Excuse me, a question for the Brits. by slayer2003-06-06 13:47:18
    It's a tabloid. by Tomo2003-06-06 13:51:35
      So what exaclty is a "tabloid" in Britain? (n/t) by slayer2003-06-06 13:55:47
    Hum, well AFAIK it's a tabloid by SaleGamine2003-06-06 14:03:57
  BBC says: They knew it all along! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How it appears to me. by slayer2003-06-06 14:09:23
      We understand your feelings. by Naruki2003-06-06 14:16:54
        Oh, why you, oooo!!! (n/t) by slayer2003-06-06 14:19:04
          He he he. by Naruki2003-06-06 14:25:12
      Lets play "Lets pretend" for a bit by SaleGamine2003-06-06 14:31:07
    Well of course they did! by SaleGamine2003-06-06 14:11:44
      Vote News of the World! ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 14:21:18
        the press controlling the government by slayer2003-06-06 14:22:32
          The Onion could probably do a better job... (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 14:25:32
        I prefer News of the Weird. by Naruki2003-06-06 14:24:26
    And how it will look on the Yank side of the water by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
      We may see as much of it as we saw of the 9-11 one by tigermouse2003-06-06 14:43:32
        Isn't that just par for the course. by BuggedEyes2003-06-06 14:52:17

 

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