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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  OK I'm bored so I just wrote a new shirt. by random_c 2003-06-06 10:18:18
<%Option Explicit
Dim Balance, Brains, Chances, Cute, Pished, Personality
Balance=Request.BlokeVariables("BANK_BALANCE")
Personality=Request.BlokeVariables("PERSONALITY")
Cute=Request.BlokeVariables("APPEARANCE")
Brains=Request.BlokeVariables("INTELLIGENCE")
Pished=Request.RandomVariables("BLOOD_ALCOHOL")
If Balance<50 Then
   Chances=Chances-1
If Balance<0 Then
   Chances=Chances-5
If Balance>1000 Then
   Chances=Chances+1
If Balance>10000 Then 
   Chances=Chances+5
If Personality="Funny" Or Personality="Geek" Then
   Chances=Chances+5
If Personality="Boring" or Personality="Arrogant" Then
   Chances=Chances-5
If Cute="Fugly" Then
   Chances=Chances-5
If Cute="Attractive" Then
   Chances=Chances+1
If Cute="Droolworthy" Then
   Chances=Chances+5
If Brains="Can't read this shirt" Then
   Chances=Chances-5
If Brains="Above Average" Then
   Chances=Chances+1
If Brains="Evil Genius" Then
   Chances=Chances+5
If Chances>15 Or Pished="Legless" Then
   Response.Write("<b>You've been a very naughty boy, go to my room</b>")
Else if Chances>8 Then
   Response.Write("<B>Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script</b>")
Else 
   Response.Write("<b>cd \pub<br>more beer<br></b>")
End If
%>
[ Reply ]
    Heh heh heh, nice, by LionsPhil2003-06-06 10:58:28
      Not if it's on a Windows system. (n/t) by Stavros2003-06-06 11:08:29
      What do you want in 5 minutes? by random_c2003-06-06 14:01:01
    *goes away & gets replaced with shell script* by Tomo2003-06-06 12:06:21
      You're not... by random_c2003-06-06 14:01:48
    some questions... by kahuana2003-06-06 12:21:06
      Erm, it would have... by random_c2003-06-06 13:57:32

 

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