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Why are women so by micahrosenwolfe 2003-06-06 09:26:25
hard to figure out. A few months ago I started dating this one woman and just when I thought things were going good, she started ignoring me. Now, this morning she calls me at work and starts crying her eyes out that she is so sorry for ignoring me and that she now realizes that she was wrong for treating me like that. My big issue with the whole deal is that she told me from the begining that she was looking for a nice guy, but in one of our last conversations she told me I was "too" nice. What is a guy to do in a situation like this?
[ Reply ]
  Join a monastery? (n/t) by taIon2003-06-06 09:29:55
    kinda harsh, don't you think? (n/t) by Nessalc2003-06-06 09:34:25
      at least that way by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:36:04
  Find a new girlfriend. by iamroot2003-06-06 09:30:31
    Seconded by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:37:32
      Admit it, you two... by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:41:32
        *gives her best innocent look* by iamroot2003-06-06 09:43:27
          Why did I picture Aubrey from somethingpositive by slayer2003-06-06 09:45:15
            *grins* (n/t) by iamroot2003-06-06 09:46:48
            lol, I thought about that too! (n/t) by dabakely2003-06-06 10:07:50
        No. I is already booked but good. by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:50:18
          We could never get angry at you. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 09:51:55
            *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:53:02
    I'm quite happy to bash my own gender. by random_c2003-06-06 10:24:01
      Thank you! by iamroot2003-06-06 10:36:04
    I agree if they treat you like crud by Celticess2003-06-06 15:24:56
  hmm... by Scragman2003-06-06 09:31:14
    too nice by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:35:00
      Then you're a rare prize by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:40:02
        sounds like me. I don't fold the towels or the by techi8702003-06-06 09:42:35
          folding socks? by iamroot2003-06-06 09:45:45
            women seem to like it by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:47:26
              No, not always.. by SaleGamine2003-06-06 10:09:31
                I still think she just used me for the sex (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:19:01
                  Ah... by random_c2003-06-06 10:28:21
                    Due to certain meds by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 11:37:43
                  That is either... by Ravenlock2003-06-06 10:28:31
                    *lol* by random_c2003-06-06 10:31:03
                      where do I have to go to sign up for this class? by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 11:34:23
                        You could buy a copy of my book by subbywan2003-06-06 11:49:26
                    actually, it is an egotistical joke by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 11:32:18
            So she can fit the @#%@ things in her *own* drawer by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:47:35
            When you open the drawer you can always find a by techi8702003-06-06 10:24:13
              No, that's why you *ball* them. Folding is silly. (n/t) by random_c2003-06-06 10:28:56
        In my first marriage I was HomerTed SimpsonBundy by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:46:02
          Waitaminnit! by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:49:34
            no by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:00:08
              Sounds like you're still pretty hung up on her by bitflipper2003-06-06 10:04:20
                very good point by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:17:06
                  Hey, I *know* it sucks to be alone by bitflipper2003-06-06 10:22:53
                    The man has a point. by Ravenlock2003-06-06 10:29:57
          Sounds Familiar... by techrealm2003-06-06 09:52:29
        That comes after you move in together though by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:52:13
          Good point by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:58:20
            LOL by SaleGamine2003-06-06 10:04:55
        Thing is... by random_c2003-06-06 10:27:09
      Ahh.... by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:47:01
        Beware the gender-role-locked dolts. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 09:54:16
          Well, I'm one as well you know by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:57:18
        There is a way to respect her space and still help by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:54:34
          Yes, but you live in the same house by SaleGamine2003-06-06 09:56:50
            Yup. by bitflipper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just go with the flow, man by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:35:21
  Homosexuality is always an option. by slayer2003-06-06 09:35:34
    I had a gay LT by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:39:50
    Slayer declosets! by Naruki2003-06-06 09:51:56
      SGC? (n/t) by slayer2003-06-06 09:52:27
      Secret Gay Corps? by JPaganel2003-06-06 10:06:24
        Satanic Gay Cult? by toxin2003-06-06 10:09:26
          Of course. It's obvious that by JPaganel2003-06-06 10:10:43
            And Satan, well, we know about him... by tigermouse2003-06-06 10:20:18
      Secret Gay Conspiracy? (n/t) by goshindo2003-06-06 10:10:22
        Bingo! by Naruki2003-06-06 10:11:01
          Satanic Gay Coalition by toxin2003-06-06 10:21:52
          Isn't having Secret, and Conspiracy by MikeCDN2003-06-06 10:27:27
            Not nescessarily. by LionsPhil2003-06-06 10:33:23
  It's pretty simple by MikeCDN2003-06-06 09:39:00
    LOL (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:41:45
    The one time it won't work by Animefreak2003-06-06 09:52:05
    Just remember the words women use and you'll be by dire_lobo2003-06-06 09:59:19
      THAT is brilliant. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-06-06 10:08:58
      I'm in trouble then (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:12:45
  Evaluate your feelings by hyzenthlay2003-06-06 09:39:31
    I have given up looking. by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:41:04
      Mostly a good attitude by bitflipper2003-06-06 09:44:07
      And . . . by hyzenthlay2003-06-06 09:53:43
        I am already in counseling by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:03:15
          Hmmmmm by hyzenthlay2003-06-06 10:10:21
    I disagree by Spisefisken2003-06-06 10:45:36
      As opposed, I guess, by Ravenlock2003-06-06 10:52:47
  Simple solution... by Illiad2003-06-06 09:46:35
    Who you calling a dork? Err...ummm. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-06-06 09:51:34
      that better not be the reason you married me! ;) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-06-06 10:04:50
        What, ANOTHER night on the balcony for you, KS?? (n/t) by subbywan2003-06-06 10:05:57
          *giggle* (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-06-06 10:07:19
        Nope! Just added bonuses :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-06-06 10:13:10
    The only thing I ask from the women I am involved by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 09:51:50
      You're evidently... by Illiad2003-06-06 09:56:54
        I did walk away by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:01:41
          STOP! by SaleGamine2003-06-06 10:03:54
            That is why by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 10:05:31
              {{{micahrosenwolfe}}} by SaleGamine2003-06-06 10:07:21
          Dude, I'm changing my advice by bitflipper2003-06-06 10:20:01
  My personal opinion by Kickstart2003-06-06 09:49:34
  Shields Up! Evasive Maneuvers! by fritz_t_coyote2003-06-06 10:04:59
  I can't explain for other women... by j.butterfly2003-06-06 10:11:29
  Good grief..what age are we talking here? by WebDiva2003-06-06 10:20:44
    Can we? by SaleGamine2003-06-06 11:06:07
      Throw them out? by LionsPhil2003-06-06 11:14:39
        Put 'em all on an island with a Walmart by NOLAWitch2003-06-06 11:16:04
          Until Wal-Mart was sold out (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-06-06 11:58:47
          Splendid idea! by SaleGamine2003-06-06 14:43:37
  Erm... by random_c2003-06-06 10:22:34
    Not necessarily... by RandomMan2003-06-06 11:00:08
      Extremely gratifying to observe, certainly by bitflipper2003-06-06 12:13:10
        Or perhaps by subbywan2003-06-06 12:20:12
  Bag those "normal" broads. They're so screwed up by NOLAWitch2003-06-06 10:40:36
    very good point (n/t) by micahrosenwolfe2003-06-06 11:12:10
    We teach women.... by rapido752003-06-06 12:43:22
  my opinion... by AshyRaine2003-06-06 15:15:40
    shall I apologize for not ignoring you? by tnglives2003-06-06 20:09:16

 

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