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Score one for the good guys! by EricTheHead2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dude, the phone was, like, ringing! by Naruki2003-04-26 08:04:34
    **Tiredly LARTs Naruki with a Monster Truck** by adiplomat2003-04-26 08:06:15
      *uses Mirror of Righteous Deflection* by Naruki2003-04-26 08:31:43
        how does one torture.... by cybergeek2003-04-26 11:19:55
          Painting pictures in the mind. by Village Idiot 2003-04-26 11:55:45

Picture a scrawny redneck sitting on a rickety rocking chair on the porch of a dilapidated one-room shack. A long stalk of grass hangs from the corner of his mouth, bobbing up and down as he chews away on a thick wad of tobacco in his cheek. A mangy old cur of indeterminate breed lols on the cracked vinyl front seat of a rusted out Chevy pickup truck parked at the side of the shack, a small cloud of tired flies circling its head.

The yokel reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small folding knife, snapping it open with a flick of the wrist and then proceeds to whittle away at a piece of wood grasped in his left hand - the shavings flipping through the air to land on a pile already accumulated at his feet.

Now tell me that piece of wood (an inanimate object) isn't being tortured.

The Village Hayseed Idiot.
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            it's not by cybergeek2003-04-26 12:26:45

 

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