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The Dilemma. by Llyr2003-04-24 19:32:41
  Heh, by LionsPhil2003-04-24 20:19:16
    Makes a crappy movie if the world blows up by adiplomat2003-04-24 20:21:38
      Nah, Hollywood would drag that out to 2 hours easy by LionsPhil 2003-04-24 20:30:29
All they have to do is throw in their usual generic fallbacks:
* Romance (e.g. pretty much anything)
* Sacrifice (e.g. Armageddon (how topical))
* Sexual tension (e.g. pretty much anything)
* Racism and/or sexism being faced (e.g. Die Hard III)

And then, at the end, EVERYBODY DIES. Bwahaha etc. Only, this being Hollywood, the sacrifice of $FOO allows them to all come back to life after $BAR has sobbed at length about how they need them.

(Hmm...I wonder if you could describe all Hollywood movies as a regular expression, or in augmented BNF... ;) )
[ Reply ]
        I want to make a movie... by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-24 20:43:59
          Why not make it a giant chocolate pudding? by Naruki2003-04-24 20:45:15
            okay, here's how it goes ... by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-24 20:51:56
              ooh! ooh! by Warfreak22003-04-26 02:58:14

 

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