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So just WHAT is wrong with breasts? by adiplomat 2003-04-24 09:35:19
(Well, THAT got every DMU's (Drooling Male UFies) attention!)

I am very serious, though. WHY has that portion of female anatomy suddenly (in the last 75-150 years, in varying degree) become obscene in the Western world? This mostly appears in North America, but it is true to varying degrees all over the modern world. It used to be that only truly extreme fundamentalist types (Puritans, et. al.) would fuss about that, but in the past century it is endemic.

Why is it so wrong to expose them, and why have males (and some females) been so caught up in drooling over them? I've heard it's advertising, but long before the current "ad culture" got going, this trend was in place.

Why is it that Peruvians (referring to an earlier posting this week) have no difficulty with breast feeding around others, even in public, while here, taking pictures of it being done in private gets charges brought and children stolen by the State?

How is it that men can go topless, and women can't? I've always thought that that is wrong, since childhood. Just not fair. The stated reason is BS (clothing is FAR more tittilating than bare skin (no pun intended)), and so what other reason is there?

I'll admit that female toplessness might start a few riots until people get used to it, but they would. It's certainly no worse than drooling at a particularly nice looking leg, or whatever. We need to remove this BS from our lives. The healthcare gains alone would be worth it. No obsession with breast size, more women would be driven to exercise (at least for a while) and breast support could be contrived without the need to conceal.

What do you think?
[ Reply ]
  Yours or mine? by Naruki2003-04-24 09:36:07
    I refuse to show mine for esthetic reasons. :+P (n/t) by adiplomat2003-04-24 09:42:01
      Thank you! we're in your debt. (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 09:49:20
        ALMOST, you make me decide to do it. by adiplomat2003-04-24 10:33:59
          WARNING: I will not tolerate such atrocities. by LionsPhil2003-04-24 10:39:36
            "Run Away!!!!!" (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 10:58:10
          How broad is the band? by Naruki2003-04-24 10:55:31
            A green, scaly, cranio-rectal inversion type is by adiplomat2003-04-24 11:33:10
  Dippy for Atty General. :) (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 09:36:54
    I second that nomination. by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 09:39:32
  Mine are just fine, thank you. by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 09:37:47
    I'm sure I'd believe you with a little proof. by Naruki2003-04-24 09:39:21
      That's it. Photos will be available after the by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 09:40:32
        *rips off duct tape and plastic sheets* by Naruki2003-04-24 09:41:22
        *starts checking cheaptickets.com* (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 09:42:47
        .....eep. by LionsPhil2003-04-24 10:22:18
    Good corelation. Less sex = more uptight. by SparkyR2003-04-24 09:40:14
      Reminds me of a Chris Rock routine... by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:42:06
      He he he! If I ever need to be "cooled down" and by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 09:42:07
        "MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!..." (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:45:01
          Gaah! (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-24 09:46:54
          my brain is melting. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-04-24 10:41:59
        Why would you ever want to do that? by SparkyR2003-04-24 09:45:45
          Guys can be teases too! by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 09:58:56
            Sounds like a UFie meet story. :) (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 10:05:16
    We are very immature sexually... by rapido752003-04-24 09:50:29
      So are suggesting we go back to the 60's by Llyr2003-04-24 09:51:45
      society would not 'fall apart' if it were legal by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:55:26
        so 0.1% of the female population... by McNutcase2003-04-24 10:02:46
          *wild applause, whistling and jumping up and down* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 10:04:22
            I hope you're suitably supported by McNutcase2003-04-24 10:05:53
              Yeah, I'm at work so I'm in harness. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-04-24 10:06:29
          I never said it should be illegal. by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 10:07:53
            no such law should be necessary by McNutcase2003-04-24 10:10:09
            I have a few times. Seen it that is. by Avium2003-04-24 10:12:21
              "Oh, look. Boobs. How amazing. by rapido752003-04-24 10:19:49
                In high school... by randomman2003-04-24 10:48:11
      And why is sex so much worse than violence? by tzulah2003-04-24 10:02:37
        in Germany... by julius.apweiler2003-04-24 16:58:19
    only time I've sort of noticed by Arienadean2003-04-24 15:38:16
  two main reasons... by McNutcase2003-04-24 09:38:18
  What's wrong with penises / vaginas? by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:39:37
    we'd rather you didn't by McNutcase2003-04-24 09:43:02
      i think breasts are pretty damn sexual, myself. by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:46:11
        Ditto that (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-24 09:46:41
        but why? by McNutcase2003-04-24 09:50:47
          What are the two dominant religions in the US? by randomman2003-04-24 09:54:13
            I thought it was capitalism and ladder-climbing. (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 10:03:49
              LOL (no really!) by randomman2003-04-24 10:57:33
                Dude - I *was* serious. :-/ (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 11:10:00
          it's not just society, it's physical. by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:54:20
            my SO would be very surprised to hear that. by McNutcase2003-04-24 09:56:30
            That's not universal. by Avium2003-04-24 10:06:39
              Correct, that's a common opinion. by LionsPhil2003-04-24 10:32:22
                but do men... by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-24 10:33:15
                  I don't *think* so. by LionsPhil2003-04-24 10:38:01
            Human sexuality... by Illiad2003-04-24 10:12:49
              regardless.. by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 10:15:38
                No, not regardless. by Illiad2003-04-24 10:18:35
                  I'd be willing to bet that in those places... by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 10:25:36
                  i have to agree with SRS.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-24 10:29:24
                    No argument by Illiad2003-04-24 10:32:03
                      but even if it is social in cause.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-24 10:34:22
                        Speaking as a guy... by Illiad2003-04-24 10:57:21
                          Maybe, but it's just plain scary by Kickstart2003-04-24 21:07:50
                  Here in Sweden by Spiff2003-04-24 11:17:39
                    When I was travelling in Switzerland ... by ChuckAB2003-04-24 16:16:24
                      I wouldn't think the 16-year-old son by Spiff2003-04-24 16:31:03
                        If I were the son... by rapido752003-04-24 20:45:10
                  personal experience by julius.apweiler2003-04-27 14:22:44
  Boobs... by Illiad2003-04-24 09:41:14
    That's why plumbers make me hot! by Naruki2003-04-24 09:42:17
    Illiad's an ass-man! (n/t) by special_ed2003-04-24 09:42:19
      Figures. by skeegenin2003-04-24 10:18:40
        That's a great backronym. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-04-24 10:41:29
          And it's recursive! by Spiff2003-04-24 10:58:26
      Strange that non of the female characters have one (n/t) by Kickstart2003-04-24 21:03:24
    Yeah, but it's the change, and the INTENSITY by adiplomat2003-04-24 09:43:18
      It's a conspiracy to distract us from the truth! (n/t) by SparkyR2003-04-24 09:44:18
    Hear hear!!!! by migiizis2003-04-24 09:44:08
      W00t! by Illiad2003-04-24 10:15:49
        Ah, but an irish red headed lass by migiizis2003-04-24 11:33:41
          Aye! (n/t) by Sim2003-04-24 17:28:34
    bah.. It makes perfect sense that breasts by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 09:44:09
    One of my favourite songs: by Spiff2003-04-24 11:04:29
      What about "Baby Got Back"? by Animefreak2003-04-24 13:26:45
        I like big butts... by Avium2003-04-24 15:46:41
          As sung by Donkey at the end of Shrek, natch. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-04-24 15:54:00
            Ok, what happened there? by LionsPhil2003-04-24 15:54:45
            Of course. by Avium2003-04-24 16:15:22
          <Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-24 15:54:00
            Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-04-24 16:35:39
              Thanks Nea. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-04-24 17:10:21
  South Park Quote by led2003-04-24 09:50:50
    Ditto on that one! by harold2003-04-24 12:10:36
      i'll never forget this one time in high school by sketcher2003-04-24 13:02:20
        Ick ick ick ick ick.... ick by harold2003-04-24 21:40:20
  Informative link by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Now I have to... by andycap142003-04-24 10:02:44
      hahaha by SuaveRedSalami2003-04-24 10:09:26
      Indeed. by LionsPhil2003-04-24 10:52:55
    I think they have a good point.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-24 10:32:18
      Well something funny on nipples by Arienadean2003-04-24 15:34:47
    hah! I had to photoshop out a set by rottweiler2003-04-24 11:10:02
  have you seen that one type of hp printer... by sketcher2003-04-24 12:56:43
  I've seen woman walk topless around here by Arienadean2003-04-24 13:49:22
  Topless Females Legal in Canada by ToeDruid2003-04-24 14:11:04
    eh I have by Arienadean2003-04-24 15:03:29

 

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