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Question of the Day! | by kickstart | 2006-11-19 12:23:33 |
| I have two, well three |
by zona |
2003-04-24 00:32:20 |
...that immediately spring to mind.
1)Printer won't work.
It was working fine the day before, no new hardware/software was installed. It wasn't giveing out of ink errors or paperjam errors. It just wasn't printing. We do a selftest from with in windows and nothing happens. We do a welftest from the printer side and nothing happens. So I have the client open the printer only to find a disgruntled looking Geko inside. Turns out it had been cold in Hawaii the night before and the poor thing crawled into the printer to keep warm. The Geko was removed and the printer started working.
2)This one I just took earlier tonight.
Gentleman calls in on a pure tutorial issue. I'm tech not tutorial. Turns out he wants me to help him copy VHS videos to his computer in DVD format. Purchased Adult Videos that he could burn to DVD media or CDR's. Useing a Video Capture device we didn't sell to a laptop we didn't sell and burn useing a DVD/CD Burning produced we didn't sell. He was then going to sell these copied adult movies to others. I have to give him credit though. He did use the word porn. Most people will just say dirty pictures or not nice pictures. Oh! One more.
3) Teenager calls in. Wants to know how to get the picture off his desktop. He's in a hurry. Turns out he was looking at naughty pictures and didn't want to admit it, oh and his mom was comming home soon. I'm mean, make them sweat a bit. Made him explain the whole situation untill I heard his mom walk in, then told him out to do it. He just barely got it changed. All I heard was said Mom saying 'Honey who was on the phone?' His replay 'Wrong number!' And then *click*
I know theres more. These just poped easily to mind. |
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