| War Joke :-D |
by desertrat66 |
2003-04-17 07:41:46 |
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us." |
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heh heh heh heh heh ;} (n/t) | by rottweiler | 2003-04-17 07:47:57 |
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makes really sence (n/t) | by OzanBABA | 2003-04-17 07:48:01 |
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*wipes tears* *giggles some more* (n/t) | by Silvermoon82 | 2003-04-17 07:51:58 |
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LMAO! That's good :-) | by DaNutBall | 2003-04-17 07:53:05 |
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Everyone is good at lying. :) (n/t) | by Xeno_Akhur | 2003-04-17 08:04:47 |
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I'm NOT... | by dire_lobo | 2003-04-17 08:31:34 |
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No it's not | by bitflipper | 2003-04-17 08:46:10 |
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n/t That doesn't mean everybody does though ;> | by DireEyez | 2003-04-17 16:57:04 |
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Every politician lies | by desertrat66 | 2003-04-17 08:10:16 |
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Riiight... | by Arcanum | 2003-04-17 08:25:30 |
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Sounds like a personal problem. | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 08:27:27 |
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If you consider cheating on your wife with a tubby | by dire_lobo | 2003-04-17 09:20:46 |
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And how many in your list | by desertrat66 | 2003-04-17 09:35:41 |
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he lied about sex so his wife wouldn't know. | by BlurOfSerenity | 2003-04-17 10:06:03 |
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His wife knew | by desertrat66 | 2003-04-17 10:21:52 |
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Ask Larry Flynt for his list. | by NOLAWitch | 2003-04-17 10:28:45 |
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I'll go you one further. | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 10:43:32 |
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My reasoning about what they do in private | by NOLAWitch | 2003-04-17 10:55:25 |
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Agreed. | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 12:34:00 |
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I'm sorry, | by dire_lobo | 2003-04-17 11:07:58 |
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*lol* That's fantastic :) (n/t) | by Llyr | 2003-04-17 08:16:37 |
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Talk about bad joke telling. | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 08:25:51 |
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lol, very nice ;) (n/t) | by theymustbidiots | 2003-04-17 08:29:55 |
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Heh, niiiice. =) (n/t) | by LionsPhil | 2003-04-17 08:54:44 |
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Are you kidding? | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 09:00:57 |
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The joke is good. | by LionsPhil | 2003-04-17 09:02:54 |
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Not good enough. | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 09:04:51 |
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Would a joke told about the war | by NOLAWitch | 2003-04-17 09:33:12 |
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Exactly! | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 10:40:38 |
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Meh. I don't care. | by LionsPhil | 2003-04-17 09:37:50 |
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How DARE you laugh or even giggle | by rottweiler | 2003-04-17 11:28:30 |
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I'll agree with this one (n/t) | by theymustbidiots | 2003-04-17 12:06:37 |
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Nope. First time I heard it, it was Clinton. | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 12:32:47 |
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Any politician *could* work | by Vetitice | 2003-04-17 12:45:11 |
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Even Millard Fillmore? | by NOLAWitch | 2003-04-17 12:54:52 |
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23 Skiddoo! | by LionsPhil | 2003-04-17 13:04:20 |
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Why'd I know about 'merican politics? | by Vetitice | 2003-04-17 15:24:30 |
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I loved Screaming Lord Sutch's music. | by NOLAWitch | 2003-04-17 16:43:33 |
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Sorry, I'm not well | by Vetitice | 2003-04-17 16:53:45 |
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Politics was fine. Lousy delivery. | by Vetitice | 2003-04-17 12:42:33 |
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Huh? Democrats? | by BlurOfSerenity | 2003-04-17 09:22:47 |
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If by "doctored" you mean "butchered"... | by Naruki | 2003-04-17 09:26:23 |
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Who was driving the truck? | by SparkyR | 2003-04-17 09:43:42 |
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Haliburton truck, perhaps? | by Vetitice | 2003-04-17 10:15:27 |
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Nice! :) Can we bring them up | by SparkyR | 2003-04-17 14:49:46 |
