| Raping the [CENSORED] out of the pizza at the number 6 barn dance, now THAT'S kinky!
miko, don't take this the wrong way, but Starflower just might be weird. Not in a scary, makes-you-carry-pepper-spray way, but more of an endearing, that's-my-Starflower kind of way. That's the most bizarre way I've ever heard of to eat a pizza.
Although she does have a point - the center of the pizza does seem to be the best part. Kinda like a watermelon.
Me, I just eat them the old-fashioned way. Or I'll fold it in half if it's a big piece. The little party pizzas get rolled up like a join er, cigarette and eaten more like a burrito. Is that strange enough? |