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Separation of Church and State in the U.S.? | by BuggedEyes | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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That horse is long dead, isn't it? (n/t) | by krupa | 2003-04-02 10:37:47 |
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let's check. *beats horse some more* (n/t) | by slayer | 2003-04-02 10:52:07 |
| UFIES and dead horses... |
by rottweiler |
2003-04-02 11:26:34 |
UFIE strategies with dead horses, including the following:
(with apologies to just about everyone)
- Buy a stronger whip
- Change riders
- Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
- Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses
- Increasing the standards to ride dead horses
- Recruit a troll team to revive the dead horse
- Creating a training session to increase our riding ability
- Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment
- Change the post declaring that "the horse is not dead"
- Convince a newbie to ride the dead horse
- Harnessing several dead horses together for increase speed
- Declaring that "No horse is dead, to dead to beat."
- Providing additional posting to increase the horse's performance
- Do a case study to see if newbies can ride it cheaper
- Hack together a product that makes dead horses run faster
- Declare the horse is "better, faster, and cheaper" dead
- Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses
- Revisit the performance requirements for horses
- Say "This horse was procured with cost as an independent variable"
- Promote the dead horse to a moderator position
- Build a wagon to carry the dead horse and rider
- Transfer the dead horse to a username in which posting is not required
- Transfer the dead horse to a location where no one will notice he is dead
- Transfer the dead horse to personnel department
- Assign, ambitious newbie the dead horse and then yell at the newbie for lack of progress
- Assign the dead horse to lead a project that should not be done
- Give the dead horse to someone who has a lot of horses because he will not notice his condition
- Assign the dead horse a temporary replacement until his condition improves
- Tie the dead horse to your best horse so that you have two average horses
- Loan the dead horse to a co-worker and tell the them that he was OK the last time you rode him.
- Assign the dead horse to the backup team
- Have the dead horse declared a historical land mark and make it a public attraction
- Donate the dead horse to a local college so that they can teach "how to ride a dead horse."
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#20 is a bit dangerous, there! :+) | by adiplomat | 2003-04-02 11:35:36 |
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Bravo! :) (n/t) | by bugarup | 2003-04-02 11:36:53 |
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horses at parties | by fireballmatt | 2003-04-02 11:50:41 |
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Hee hee hee! (n/t) | by Route | 2003-04-02 12:07:52 |
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