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Life of Naruki by piroufreek2003-03-28 10:21:39
  He didn't say ignorant. by BlurOfSerenity2003-03-28 10:23:29
    Ignorant by piroufreek2003-03-28 10:28:22
      LOL! by Naruki2003-03-28 10:31:12
        I've been saving this pt 1 by desertrat66 2003-03-28 11:02:56
For just such a time as this.

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Who's Smarter? by Cindy Osborne
The Hollywood group is at it again. Holding anti-war rallies, screaming about the Bush Administration, running ads in major newspapers, defaming the President and his Cabinet every chance they get, to anyone and everyone who will listen. They publicly defile them and call them names like"stupid", "morons", and "idiots". Jessica Lange went so far as to tell a crowd in Spain that she hates President Bush and is embarrassed to be an American.
So, just how ignorant are these people who are running the country? Let's look at the biographies of these "stupid", "ignorant", "moronic" leaders, and then at the celebrities who are castigating them:
President George W. Bush Received a Bachelors Degree from Yale University and an MBA from Harvard Business School. He served as an F-102 pilot for the Texas Air National Guard. He began his career in the oil and gas business in Midland in 1975 and worked in the energy industry until 1986. He was elected Governor on November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the vote. In a historic re-election victory, he became the first Texas Governor to be elected to consecutive four-year terms on November 3, 1998 winning 68.6 percent of the vote. In 1998 Governor Bush won 49 percent of the Hispanic vote, 27 percent of the African-American vote, 27 percent of Democrats and 65 percent of women. He won more Texas counties, 240 of 254, than any modern Republican other that Richard Nixon in 1972 and is the first Republican gubernatorial candidate to win the heavily Hispanic and Democratic border counties of El Paso, Cameron and Hidalgo. (Someone began circulating a false story about his I.Q. being lower than any other President. If you believed it, you might want to go to Urban Legends.Com and see the truth.)
Vice President Dick Cheney
Earned a B.A. in 1965 and a M.A. in 1966, both in political science. Two years later, he won an American Political Science Association congressional fellowship. One of Vice President Cheney's primary duties is to share with individuals, members of Congress and foreign leaders, President Bush's vision to strengthen our economy, secure our homeland and win the War on Terrorism. In his official role as President of the Senate, Vice President Cheney regularly goes to Capital Hill to meet with Senators and members of the House of Representatives to work on the Administration's legislative goals. In his travels as Vice President, he has seen first hand the great demands the war on terrorism is placing on the men and women of our military, and he is proud of the tremendous job they are doing for the United States of America.
Secretary of State Colin Powell
Educated in the New York City public schools, graduating from the City College of New York (CCNY), where he earned a Bachelor's Degree in geology. He also participated in ROTC at CCNY and received a commission as an Army second lieutenant upon graduation in June 1958. His further academic achievements include a Master of Business Administration Degree from George Washington University. Secretary Powell is the recipient of numerous U.S. and foreign military awards and decorations. Secretary Powell's civilian awards include two Presidential Medals of Freedom, the President's Citizens Medal, the Congressional Gold Medal, the Secretary of State Distinguished Service Medal, and the Secretary of Energy Distinguished Service Medal. Several schools and other institutions have been named in his honor and he holds honorary degrees from universities and colleges across the country.
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
Attended Princeton University on Scholarship (AB, 1954) and served in the U.S. Navy (1954-57) as a Naval aviator. Congressional Assistant to Rep. Robert Griffin (R-MI), 1957-59; U.S. Representative, Illinois, 1962-69; Assistant to the President, Director of the Office of Economic Opportunity, Director of the Cost of Living Council, 1969-74; U.S. Ambassador to NATO, 1973-74; head of Presidential Transition Team, 1974; Assistant to the President, Director of White House Office of Operations, White House Chief of Staff, 1974-77; Secretary of Defense, 1975-77
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          Where in there does it say anything about by BlurOfSerenity2003-03-28 11:06:30
          I've been saving this pt 2 by desertrat662003-03-28 11:07:12
            I've been saving this pt 3 by desertrat662003-03-28 11:08:12
              OUCH! by McNutcase2003-03-28 11:12:30
                Most nations are revolting... by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:17:44
                  I was trying a subtle semi-Godwin... by McNutcase2003-03-28 11:19:12
                    dang liberal. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-03-28 11:19:39
                    My turn to hit the buzzer by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:19:52
                      and it deserves a round of ... by rottweiler2003-03-28 11:20:29
                Not true. The cold war ended mainly because.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-03-28 11:17:59
                  But a victory through economics none the less. by LurkerMo2003-03-28 11:20:53
                    If that's the case... by Illiad2003-03-28 11:24:34
                      hmm. Hadn't thought of that. by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:26:13
                      I know China. by Naruki2003-03-28 11:27:29
                        European Union (n/t) by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:29:39
                        Yes indeedy... by Illiad2003-03-28 11:31:49
                          That might not be a bad thing by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:34:45
                            Hmmm.... by BuggedEyes2003-03-28 11:49:38
                              India's history is myth by bitflipper2003-03-28 12:00:18
                          On the other hand... by BuggedEyes2003-03-28 11:40:23
                    I hate that idea by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:25:20
                      Who needs GNP when by desertrat662003-03-28 11:56:38
                        You mean he's going to use push technology by Naruki2003-03-28 11:57:58
                          oh the horror! (n/t) by rottweiler2003-03-28 12:02:57
                          Precisely (n/t) by desertrat662003-03-28 13:48:32
                      It might make you feel better if I pointed out by LurkerMo2003-03-28 12:32:28
                        I work for a multi-national by bitflipper2003-03-28 12:50:11
                nope... by rottweiler2003-03-28 11:18:50
                  individually, no by McNutcase2003-03-28 11:21:02
                    Consensus and morality are seldom joined (n/t) by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:28:59
                      which simply means ... by rottweiler2003-03-28 11:46:02
                        The most patriotic statement I've ever heard by bitflipper2003-03-28 11:52:09
                Double OUCH... by desertrat662003-03-28 11:33:00
              Yeah! what he says! by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I guess not. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-03-28 11:08:44

 

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