*The world is not out to get you, it doesn't give a flying fart about you. Get over yourself already.
*GW is not a nazi, he just plays on on TV.
*Saddam is an evil, despicable man in serious need of lead poisoning. So are Qadafi, Kim Jong Il, Bin Laden, Mullah Omar, Sharon, Arafat, David Duke, Bush and Barney.
*Socialism is bad, as it robs people of individual worth. Oh wait, that's corporations, my bad.
*Republicans are not racist, they just don't like Atheists, Jews, Mexicans, poor people.... That's bigoted, not racist.
*Democrats are not the bastion of all that is good in humanity. They're just the bastions of not liking Republicans, which is good enough.
*Get a philosophy. I don't care what, just give some value to human life, personal responsibility, the value of accomplishment, and the concept that good people do good things for good reasons, and bad people do good things for bad reasons. Take our president for example.
*This war is NOT about oil. The peace was about oil. We all know that only the sorry Freedom would take a position based on getting Iraqi oil.
*Wars are not all bad, just as peace is not all good. Just don't necessarily believe your government when they tell you what is good or bad.
*Love your mother and your father, just don't *love* your mother and your father.
*Be true to your significant other, even if it's just your hand.
*Some people are bad, Mmm'kay?
*Bad people must be dealt with in bad ways. Live with it. Just don't get any ideas about the president. That's not how it's done in civilized countries. Wait until the election.
*The recounts in Florida were illegal in that they did not recount all of Florida, therefore voilating others equal protection under the law. IANACL apparently.
*GW got the most electoral votes. Even Algore said that was the rule, but Al was more popular. Who says that the Electoral Collge does not reflect the will of the people?
*Subsequent recounts have proven that GW would have won anyway. Those thousands of black voters that were purged from the voting lists because they had the same first name and ethnicity of a convicted felon wouldn't have changed the outcome of the election anyway.
*Bill Clinton's heart was in the right place, just not all of the time. The same with his p*n*s.
*I love liberals, as they want the best. Those naive b*stards.
*I love conservatives, as they are principled. Those bible-thumping b*stards.
*I love Republicans as they treat everyone equally, as long as they're not Atheist, Jew, Mexican, poor....
*I dislike Democrats as they violate MLKJ's dream of a world where people are judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin. I mean, God forbid that after standing on someone's head for 400 years, you try and give them a hand up out of the mud. |
