News link: link!
The website of the CMU KGB: Can't post, due to a single naughty word, but it's in my AIM profile (parsethepotatoes)
And finally, to alleviate some concerns, straight from the KGB's web page:
Who ARE these weirdos?
The KGB is...
- an informal, co-ed social organization at Carnegie Mellon University
- almost 99% fat free.
- an
eccentric bunch of nerds, geeks, freaks, visionaries, outcasts and
ne'er-do-wells, who plan on being on the right side of the guns when
the Revolution comes.
- by law, not more than 5 percent insect parts or animal hair.
- so much fun, your pants will explode!
- those
strange people who run up to you in Wean or Doherty, fiercely
brandishing strips of foam-rubber, and demand to know whether you're on
the red team or the yellow team. ([removed link explaining this]huh?)
- so bad, we kick our own [moderated] twice a day.
Who AREN'T these weirdos?
The KGB is...
- NOT that KGB. No relation. We can't help you with your research for Russian History class.
- NOT Kappa Gamma Beta. The KGB is not a fraternity.
- NOT to be taken too seriously.
- NOT yet available in Oregon, due to obscure long-term repercussions of the Hawley-Smoot Tariff.
- NOT a passenger on the Bitter Bus. No, sir. We're frickin' driving that sucker.
- NOT your [moderated] khakis!
- CERTAINLY NOT watching your every move. The rumors are groundless. Go about your business, citizen.
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