You can't be a Real Country unless you have a Beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a Beer
- Frank Zappa
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
- Kent Brockman, as drunks start fights on Paddy's Day, "The Simpsons"
Cricket : A game invented by religious fundamentalists to explain the idea of eternal hell to non-Christian indigenous peoples of the former British Empire.
- Joe O'Connor
The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.
- George Bernard Shaw
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
- J. Bartlett Brebner
Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.
- Irving Layton about Pierre Trudeau |
