No, seriously, that is a really stupid thing to put in. The AYBABTU was acceptable due to its web wide pervasiveness and seeming immortality, but these other things are just passing fads. They _will_ pass. Polluting a FAQ with passing fads is a good way to kill its effectiveness.
And I have but one thing to add about the sarcasm complaint: stop complaining.
If you can't be bothered to indicate clearly when you are joking, stop acting surprised when people think you are serious. I, too, fail to put smiley's in some of my sarcastic posts, but I know that people will misunderstand. I don't feign innocent shock when people get bent out of shape. |