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Riddle time by gaygeek 2003-03-07 15:12:18
Here are three common sayings (at least, they're common in North America). However, they have been expanded in a 'Commander Data' sort of way.

See if you can figure out what they are.
I'll post the answers in a few hours. Maybe. :-)

Oh, and if you plan to post a guess, please be kind and DO NOT put your guesses in the subject line. Thanks!!

1)"A daily ritual of consuming, for a meal, the fruit of which is central to the tale of Adam and Eve in the creation story will be an effective way to keep the healer from approaching one's person or dwelling place."

2)"It is most unwise and highly inadvisable to engage in a census of the offspring of one's hen prior to the actual termination of the embryonic stage and the actual removal of the young organism's embryonic shell."

3)"A popular method of piecing textiles and other fabrics, both synthetic and natural, together completed with the boundaries or temporal divisions of the day will ultimately preserve an amount that is under ten."
[ Reply ]
  *LOL* Very good! (no spoilers) by Stavros2003-03-07 15:21:52
    Answer by Naruki2003-03-07 15:27:43
    Here's another one... by Stavros2003-03-07 15:27:50
      Answer by Spisefisken2003-03-07 15:28:56
      Spoiler: by breezeblock2003-03-07 15:50:09
    I've never seen/heard that one in full (spoiler) by kahuana2003-03-07 15:28:44
    Spoiler: by breezeblock2003-03-07 15:48:57
  Anser by gregg_hughes2003-03-07 15:22:04
    I've never heard the lasts two by Spisefisken2003-03-07 15:23:32
      That's because you don't have by Naruki2003-03-07 15:28:19
    Correct, correct, correct. :-) (n/t) by gaygeek2003-03-07 15:30:07
      except for the title which is incorrect by leibold2003-03-07 22:04:30
  Spoilers by Naruki2003-03-07 15:26:52
    I really don't by mirage2003-03-07 15:30:01
      Explination by hyzenthlay2003-03-07 15:31:22
        Oh by mirage2003-03-07 15:32:46
          Star trek response by hyzenthlay2003-03-07 15:33:55
            HEH! I LIKE that one! (n/t) by dire_lobo2003-03-07 15:42:59
          The physicists version being: by Vetitice2003-03-07 15:35:01
            All that glitters... by Stavros2003-03-07 15:35:57
              Arf. by LionsPhil2003-03-07 18:38:58
          It would be easier with commas. by Naruki2003-03-07 19:12:59
      I've heard of #3... by Stavros2003-03-07 15:33:18
      So it's really like this by Egaeus2003-03-07 16:16:18
  guesses by mirage2003-03-07 15:28:59
  Spoilers: by breezeblock2003-03-07 15:36:37
  Very cool! (answers within) by geminidomino22003-03-07 15:40:40
  Spoilers... by Arcanum2003-03-07 15:41:20
  Spoilers/answers by Mew-ra2003-03-07 16:00:07

 

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