Government Acts
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mew-ra's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that cats could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the cat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Prudence Utopia. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have cat kebabs, cat pies, cat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about cat over-population," says random passer-by Charles Trax, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Jack Dodinas. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The cats were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The cat is part of what makes Mew-ra a great nation!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
Of course! Cats are to be worshipped, not eaten! *lashes tail* |
