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Song Of The Day by BlurOfSerenity 2003-03-07 11:01:40
Matthew Good - "21st Century Living"
(from the album "Avalanche", 2003)

You know, today I was only asked one question:
and that one question, all day, you know what it was?
"You want that super-sized?"
Come to think of it, I'd like the whole f***ing world super-sized.
Super-sized planes. Super-sized satellites.
Think of how many more channels you could get with super-sized satellites!
"Super-sized sales"
How do you super-size a sale?
How about we super-size third-world debt relief?
Super-size love. Super-size honesty.
Super-size government.
Come to think of it... Actually, nah, let's not super-size the government...
I'd like to super-size death!
"I'd like a Super-Size of Death with a Coke"
You know what we need? Some backup singers...
Let's super-size this song.
Really, that's the goal isn't it?
We can super-size the record, we'll sell more records!
It's a super-size record!
That is, after all, our ambition.

Fake lightning flashes over the skyline
A deer in your headlights
So gun it, gun it, gun it, gun it
We're singing songs about 21st Century Living
If hate's in your heart man
You'll take what you're given


Ambition, ambition's a tricky thing
It's like a riding a unicycle over a dental-floss tightrope
over a wilderness of razor blades.
Ambition can backfire.
Ambition means more, ambition means faster, ambition means better.
I wonder if you can super-size ambition?
Does that make you ambtitious if you super-size ambition?
Around here our ambition hurts more than it helps.
Around here our ambition throws a non-perishable item in a donation bin at Christmas and then pats itself of the f***ing back beacause it thinks it's done something decent.
Yeah, we're super-sizing ambition.
Make no mistake about, ambbition will televise the revolution, and it'll sell more f***ing commercial spots than the super bowl, the olympics, the world series, and the tragedy of the year combined.
We're super-sizing.
We're super-sizing the record 'cause we're ambitious.

Fake lightning flashes over the skyline
A deer in your headlights
So gun it, gun it, gun it, gun it
We're singing songs about 21st Century Living
If hate's in your heart man
You'll take what you're given
If hate's in your heart man
You'll take what you're given
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