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Fly the Friendly Skies! (and enjoy the view :P ) by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What a waste of time. by toxin2003-03-07 06:04:37
    What a waste of money by crash_2003-03-07 06:20:32
      What man says that? by nin_man2003-03-07 06:39:52
        I'll say it. I prefer all natural. by BloodyViking2003-03-07 06:55:19
          Disagree on the reductions by dcnblues2003-03-07 08:09:27
            A woman I work with recently had hers downsized. by nin_man 2003-03-07 08:22:24
Now, normally, I'd bemoan the loss of mammary tissue as a crime against nature and humanity, but she really was overly blessed. They were so big, I couldn't see MY feet standing five feet away from her. She carted them around in a wheelbarrow. She used 55 gallon drums as bras. You get the idea.

Now, apart from the probably aesthetic reasons for not wanting to ever see that much flesh at once, it was either get them shrunken or have back surgery. Nature can be TOO kind sometimes.

By the way, there are enlargement procedures which don't scar OR damage nerves. One that comes to mind involves going in through the belly button and running a rolled-up and deflated sac up a tube to the needed area, and then filling the sac in place through an attached tube - the tube is removed, the self-sealing valve on the implant holds everything in, and the process is repeated since women generally have two. I understand it hurts like the dickens, but there's none of that scarring or numb nipples that so often accompany traditional enlargement procedures.
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              Someone has been watching WAY too much Discovery by crash_2003-03-07 08:54:45
                All in the name of science, I'm sure by Buffy_Fett2003-03-07 09:00:25
                  It was TLC, thanks. by nin_man2003-03-07 09:05:32
                  A properly worn vest... YUM! :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2003-03-07 09:13:10

 

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