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How's your nationstates doing today? by Arienadean 2003-03-07 07:53:53
Mine:

The Free Land of Kemetica

"The shortest distance between two people is laughter."

UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Good
Location: User Friendlia

The Free Land of Kemetica is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 16 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A small private sector is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, euthanasia is illegal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is moderate. Kemetica's national animal is the sphynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the cubits.


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The Queendom of Keltia Arienadean

" Let deeds match words. - Platus"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Average
Location: User Friendlia
Keltia Arienadean is a UN Member

The Queendom of Keltia Arienadean is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 16 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, euthanasia is legal, military funding has been stripped back, and cars are banned. Crime is totally unknown. Keltia Arienadean's national animal is the elvish cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the tobleronians.

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The United Socialist States of Yakko Wacko and Dot

"Bravo yankee tango echo... Mike echo :P"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Good
Location: User Friendlia

The United Socialist States of Yakko Wacko and Dot is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed population of 12 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation is compulsory, and a nation-wide cull of pinky and the brains is in effect. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Yakko Wacko and Dot's national animal is the pinky and the brain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the lart.

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The Rogue Nation of Balhiir

"2nd Law of Thermodynamics: Chaos will Reign."

UN Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Few
Location: User Friendlia

The Rogue Nation of Balhiir is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 9 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balhiir's national animal is the pixie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the chocolate.
[ Reply ]
  The Holy Empire of Acies by Bellator2003-03-07 08:09:32
  Leunonia by leunnammi2003-03-07 08:13:12
    quote by vampire2003-03-07 08:26:56
      it changes by leunnammi2003-03-07 08:56:22
        How about malt vinegar? (n/t) by dire_lobo2003-03-07 09:20:26
          not without the chips (n/t) by leunnammi2003-03-07 09:27:05
  The Dominion of Dlobovia by dire_lobo2003-03-07 08:16:02
  The Free Land of Ug the Caveman by Silvermoon822003-03-07 08:17:09
  The Queendom of Galadhremmin by shana2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You should switch regions (or not) by dire_lobo2003-03-07 09:02:28
  Free Republic of Rubina by thewrongcrowd2003-03-07 08:27:49
  The Phoenix Song... by Ravenlock2003-03-07 08:31:25
  Draconis- by vampire2003-03-07 08:31:53
  More issues to dismiss *sigh*. Felidaeris: by LionsPhil2003-03-07 08:33:24
    Well... by Ravenlock2003-03-07 08:35:54
      Yeah, but Felidaneris is supposed to be a balanced by LionsPhil2003-03-07 08:41:08
    The Dominion of Caninaneris: by LionsPhil2003-03-07 08:39:01
    Outlaw marriage ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2003-03-07 18:26:12
  hands up by leunnammi2003-03-07 08:41:41
    Poisonus Seahorse here. (n/t) by nevdull2003-03-07 09:38:48
    Leunonia (n/t) by leunnammi2003-03-07 09:41:33
  The rogue nation of Nullia by nevdull2003-03-07 09:32:59
  Not too bad thanks.... by fore_deck2003-03-07 09:41:36
  Started one: Rogue Nation of Opera Lovers by Route2003-03-07 10:24:46
  *hisses at one of her issues* by Mew-ra2003-03-07 14:06:54
  The Free Land of Caroljoy by caroljoy2003-03-07 22:38:55

 

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