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Illiways??? <knock knock> by sumbusch2003-03-07 00:12:53
  I shoulda been workin' but I was goofin' off... by dire_lobo 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways is OPEN (all politics aside, thanks sumbusch) but shall be self-serve today my friends... for at least a few. Our dear SaleGamine is cloistered with boss for performance evaluation click (and will not be about this morn... send her hugs (if you're in to that kind of thing) or positive vibrations or chant or light a cangle or do whatever HooDoo that You do so well and send it her way. In the mean time, receipe for "Black as sin"
1 part tar
2 pats (YES pats) of butter
2 parts pure caffine dust
3 parts industrial coffeemaker (percolator) sludge
salt to tast
water
lotsa fresh ground coffee beans

boil all ingredients except caffine 24-48 hours (add water as needed) pour into mugs, garnish with caffine dust and serve!
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