'Cause that would be just as bad.
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not that you're an unattractive guy or I think your breath stinks of your beard would scratch me too much.
I'm just not sure how I'd explain that to nin_girlfriend. Smooching with a guy here would be bad enough, but I know she wouldn't look the other way if I went all the way to Sweden to do it. Really, it's nothing personal and should I ever find myself single and of that persuasion, I'd be honored, but for now, I like you as a friend.
A friend I don't smooch. Or drink after. Good LORD, the backwash in this bottle... |