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Silly joke of the day by SaleGamine 2003-02-27 04:14:41
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."


[ Reply ]
  Lol! by Viaken2003-02-27 04:16:32
    How about another then? by SaleGamine2003-02-27 04:18:14
      Truly, those are some by JamesG2003-02-27 04:22:51
        More Tarmac...... by JedaiBesk2003-02-27 04:47:21
  A fella walks into a pet shop.... by breezeblock2003-02-27 04:23:29
    A guy gets to the desk of an airline... by mhiper32003-02-27 04:30:58
      *chuckle* (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-02-27 04:31:59
      lol :) (n/t) by mr_butts2003-02-27 05:37:43
    A Little Later...... by JedaiBesk2003-02-27 04:53:25
      Good one. :-) (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-02-27 06:13:58
  Bush joke of the Day ... Puzzled President by klaranth2003-02-27 04:34:49
    that`s good (n/t) by defect2003-02-27 04:39:06
  Two guys walking down the high street... by breezeblock2003-02-27 04:41:08
    *Looks up at joke wizzing past overhead* by SaleGamine2003-02-27 04:43:06
      It's a pun. by Naruki2003-02-27 04:57:45
        Obviously I just don't pronounce the by SaleGamine2003-02-27 05:01:57
          one-eyed git (n/t) by flatlander2003-02-27 05:05:46
          Spoiler by Naruki2003-02-27 05:06:33
          SPOILER by Buffy_Fett2003-02-27 05:08:20
      Me Lost, but...... by JedaiBesk2003-02-27 05:07:46
  More? by SaleGamine2003-02-27 04:41:16
    Believe it or not, here in Ireland by turf19692003-02-27 05:46:37
      S'ok, the feirst version I heard by SaleGamine2003-02-27 06:00:28
        I know this joke... by diGriz2003-02-27 06:03:50
          *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-02-27 06:16:28
  "Two blondes walk into a bar." by Tomo2003-02-27 04:44:25
  German Joke by Argos2003-02-27 04:48:22
    Wow! by SaleGamine2003-02-27 04:51:03
      Well, translate it for us, please by flatlander2003-02-27 05:04:25
    Babalfished to English: by majorg172003-02-27 04:57:53
      Correction -- Babelfished (n/t) by majorg172003-02-27 04:58:17
      Of old scratchy recordings... by JedaiBesk2003-02-27 05:22:26
        German --> French --> English by majorg172003-02-27 07:42:51
          Thoroughly effed up by majorg172003-02-27 07:50:11
    They have jokes in Germany? Just Kidding!!!! (n/t) by turf19692003-02-27 05:36:40
      No, they ARE .... <g> (n/t) by klaranth2003-02-27 23:19:24
  Even more... by SaleGamine2003-02-27 04:56:16
    Shame to ruin a good blonde joke that way. by Naruki2003-02-27 04:59:38
      Well, they get old... by SaleGamine2003-02-27 05:00:47
  So a string walks into a bar by flatlander2003-02-27 05:13:32
    three strings....... (n/t) by sumbusch2003-02-27 06:08:16
      Usually... by Naruki2003-02-27 06:20:00
        ...good point..... (n/t) by sumbusch2003-02-27 22:51:32
  Ok, last one for a while by SaleGamine2003-02-27 05:26:05
    wellll, just one more, I can't resist it. by SaleGamine2003-02-27 05:28:08
      GROAN!! :) (n/t) by mr_butts2003-02-27 05:34:12
        Well as a postal worker I just had to by SaleGamine2003-02-27 05:36:49
  Q: by breezeblock2003-02-27 05:32:49
    A: by breezeblock2003-02-27 06:08:37
  There's a rough bar for roads... by Stavros2003-02-27 06:28:38
    Dammit! by Stavros2003-02-27 06:30:34
  A nice little joke by diGriz2003-02-27 07:24:43
    LOL! by Naruki2003-02-27 07:54:29
      Stick around, there´s more to come, ... or by klaranth2003-02-27 23:23:46
  Toilet stolen from police station bathroom!!! by pecosdave2003-02-27 12:33:10

 

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