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The Vampire Squirrel Thread! by Adiplomat2003-02-22 00:34:33
  You wanted controversy... by Naruki2003-02-22 10:09:31
    *clap clap clap* by Kickstart2003-02-22 10:32:02
      To further stir it up... by Buffy_Fett2003-02-22 10:39:47
        I didn't really understand that last part. by Naruki2003-02-22 10:50:12
          I'm gonna stay (mostly) out of this :-) by Buffy_Fett2003-02-22 11:18:03
            Bottom line, folks: by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
              This is false: by Arcanum2003-02-22 18:02:29
                Right... by DireEyez2003-02-22 18:08:25
                  Funny you should mention George Carlin... by rapido75 2003-02-22 19:17:43
... because he did a great routine about homosexuality on the album 'Toledo Window Box'. It goes (and I'm paraphrasing from memory):

The question is : 'Is Homosexuality Normal or Natural?'.

Well, lets look at the second one first. 'Is homosexuality natural?' Well, let's look at the word 'natural'.

'Natural' means 'according to nature'. Is homosexuality according to nature? Well, not in the strictest sense, because nature didn't presuppose it. Nature only gave us one set of sexual apparatus: Girls have some for the guys, and guys have some for the girls. As it stands, a homosexual is forced to use the same apparatus on the same sex. Clearly, if nature were in control, there would be two sets of goodies. So it may not be strictly natural, but...

Is it 'normal'?

Well, what's... 'normal'? Let's see here:

If your in a room with the lights off, and your naked,
and someone is rubbing you
and you're rubbing them
their rubbing you
and you're rubbing
rubbingrubbing rubbing
and suddenly the light goes on and it is someone of the same sex, you've been trained to go:

AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGRRRRHHHHWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... ...

but it felt okay!

So maybe it's normal without being strictly natural.
[ Reply ]
                    While funny, it's still wrong. by Arcanum2003-02-22 19:29:05

 

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