Subtitled: "A long standing prank finally comes to fruition"
First, some background.
There's a certain female administrative assistant who delights in things feminine such as lip gloss - to the point where she only purchases it in quantities which could only be considered excessive. Her desk drawer is awash in empty, economy-sized tubes of Chapstick and other similar products. It was a rare occurance when this individual was not reapplying some flavor of this nasty stuff.
Naturally, we took it upon ourselves to have a little fun with these tendencies.
>>Set the way-back machine to December 24th, 2002
The admin assistant had departed on her Christmas holidays and we decided to 'spike' the Chapstick drawer with something a bit more amusing.
>>Fast forward to February 19th, 2003
This morning, the air was pierced with a scream of sufficient tonal quality and volume to cause the overhead bins in our cubicles to rattle with devilish glee.
It would appear that an Elmer's GlueStick isn't an adequate substitute for ChapStick.
The Village Idiot | 
