• Because tomorrow you might be dead and who could use your money better?
• When that "special someone" you hate hurts themselves, you can just assume it's karma balancing out!
• If you don't, a trio of rabid squirrels will sneak into your bedroom and eat your eyes out of their sockets and cruel people will then call you "eyeless squirrel guy/girl".
• C'mon...nacho chips or a daily cartoon...the choice should be obvious.
• ....
• Would you be terrified/slamdunked/shakespeared/iconified/sandblasted or unionized if UF went away?

Think about it, do as your convictions see fit. That's all any of us can do. This message is going to appear a few seconds before the QOTD does for the next while (my choice, not Illiad's). Sorry folks, it really is important.

Thanks,

Kickstart (who remains a wholly unpaid advocate of UF - no conflict of interest)