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Latecomers' by CrazySteve2003-02-06 21:29:31
  i dont much like to talk about it by sketcher 2003-02-06 21:40:09
because i can still feel the pain every time i think about it

but anyways...

ok, let me start off by saying this: i possess some brains
i do not use my swords for fighting or haching through the dense jungles or anything
they are just there for looks
and stuff
i have taken the sharp edge off of the blades
quite sensible for anyone who doesnt save their life with their sword

i was over at takura's house playing vice city
i noticed his sword
i got it out, the blade was all smudgy and nasty
so under the leg it went, and *shudder* i felt like deli meat
i cut myself pretty deeply, lost a bit of blood, cursed him for having such a f^*&@&g sharp blade, and then felt like an idiot
but mostly i hurt


in case you are wondering about how i cleaned swords (which were usually NOT sharp at all) i would put the blade flat against my leg at the back of my knee, and i would gently pull it from pommel to tip, that was usually good enough to get all the smudges off (oh, and wear pants (but dont do this (but if you do... thick pants)))
[ Reply ]
    Remember, it's an unknown... by DireEyez2003-02-06 22:01:57
      yeah, i wasnt thinking by sketcher2003-02-06 22:05:24
    *cringe* (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-06 22:04:24

 

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