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Interesting... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by sketcher2003-02-06 16:41:38
    um, if you only clone one.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-06 16:44:11
      ok here is the basic biology of a true mammoth by sketcher 2003-02-06 16:49:56
on the outside is the shiny exoskeleton that drips acid
on the inside is fluffy candy that tastes like a combination of cheese and watermelon
they have 4 legs of death, which also allow them to walk
there are 2 really long poison tipped tusks on the back, next to its freakish prehensile tail/snot rocket tube
its ears are on its butt, so that it can slow down much quicker when it has caught up to you and is stomping you with its legs of death
its eyes, for some reason are also on its butt... i dont get that, but i guess there are reasons for it, whatever
its got the strangest mouth, and it seems to talk with a form of solid matter
im not 100% on this, but i think it communicates through smell with this solid matter
it is almost always saying 'attack!'

and thats all i am allowed to tell you
[ Reply ]
        Have you been eating little paper squares again? (n/t) by Egaeus2003-02-06 17:02:34
        Great -- sounds like a WMD by DaNutBall2003-02-06 17:09:23

 

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