*ahem*.
When peeling carrots, always be sure to use the proper Picard wrist movements to minimize strain on the endocortex.
Don't you just LOOOOOOVE that froody little thing they've got?
When making pottery, one must be very careful to keep oneself under control, or else you'll sort of go into this zone, and suddenly you'll snap back into the real world, and it's about 4 hours later, and you've created a lifesize equestrian statute of a larch, even though a larch is a tree and therefore cannot ride a horse, and this is getting to be one heck of a runon sentence, gee, ain't this fun? *gaaasp*
Help! Help! A rabid zuchinni!
+++ERROR+++ERROR+++UNIVERSE IS NOT RANDOM ENOUGH+++MUST INITIATE RANDOMNESS ROUTINES
cat /dev/urandom | /dev/universe
+++THERE+++THAT'S QUITE A BIT BETTER+++
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly, for a rabbi.
And now, an excerpt from my very own silly book! (Even though this is merely a draft idea and it's not actually *in* the manuscript yet.)
<excerpt>
"Now, you'd better be quite careful," Igor instructed us. "If this doesn't work precisely right, or if it isn't quite calibrated, the entire world could blow up."
"To say nothing of reality," Rogi added.
I whistled, and said, "Gee, that'd sure be a trip..."
</excerpt>
Have some cake! You want some cake?
Oooh! Oooh! What's in the box? Is it a puppy? Is it? Is it? Oooh! Oooh! Lemme see! Lemme see!!! Pleeeeeeeeease?
What's that sign say? "Beware the Sand-Filled Lizards?" What sand-filled lizards? Do you see any, Marc? ... Marc? Where'd you go?
Ah, carp. I've got to go switch on the graviton generator again.
*swoosh*
Spencer |
