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| I must be a UFie! 2 in the afternoon and I just |
by SouthpawPL |
2003-02-06 14:39:14 |
now read the strip!:-/
But I wanted to share something I received in my email:
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku.
They're used to
communicate a timeless message,
often achieving a wistful, yearning
and powerful insight through extreme brevity.
Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan. Enjoy.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Very old | by wonga-bonga | 2003-02-06 15:23:06 |
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Probably. | by Naruki | 2003-02-06 15:27:08 |
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I hate it when they overdo it. | by Naruki | 2003-02-06 15:23:29 |
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But does anyone want to try | by wonga-bonga | 2003-02-06 15:34:48 |
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So old, my MOM... | by skeegenin | 2003-02-06 15:42:13 |
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Its. | by Naruki | 2003-02-06 15:43:59 |
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makes perfect sense | by CrazySteve | 2003-02-06 15:47:30 |
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