*Breaking News*
Members of a bizarre group of people, who call themselves UFies, were finally exposed today. During the past few days, a noticable sign has become apparent which separates these "UFies" from their co-workers. On every desk, has appeared a mutilated item which is referred to as a "cup-holder" No-one at the office-for-explanation-of-bizarre-things would answer our questions when we asked for an interview this morning, but a statement has been released. These "cup-holders" are apparently not dangerous, but their owners are not to be questioned about their appearance as it causes hysteria leading to violence against the questioner, by the questionee.
"We are still studying these, do not approach the "UFies", at present we are considering them armed and dangerous" |
