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Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse. by SaleGamine 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Good morning Ufies all.
Humm, what to do?
Have a nice big mug of real black as sin, or crawl back to bed?
*Ponders*
Ok, while I decide, what may I get you?
Hugs to all who feel like one.

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[ Reply ]
  how to not make this sound dirty.. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:04:24
    I have a folding bed I can put up for you in by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:07:12
      floor, couch, on top of a radiator... by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:09:13
        You must be really tired by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:12:58
          i'm not really all that tired. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:18:48
            Humm, I doubt mine would be comfy by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:24:18
              heh, some of the best sleep i had in high school.. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:25:53
                Heh. by zona2003-01-19 00:31:22
                  i sat STRAIGHT up. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:33:28
            I cuddle with Eeyore. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:35:36
              i have a pillow. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:37:18
                mmmmmm, what kind? by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:43:36
                  it'sw just a big squishy one.. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:49:22
                    mmm, squichy pillow... (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:52:42
                      hehe you know Caffine, you're a cool by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:57:51
                        Thank you :) by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          i called you penguin huggin... by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:05:44
                            Ohhhh :) by caffine-iv2003-01-19 01:09:05
                              how about by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:09:48
                                I've never even _seen_ that before. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 01:10:32
                                it's the newage wannabe punk term.. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:20:27
                                Ohhhh, Okay. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 01:25:19
                                depends..if they sounded like they.. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:27:36
                                Basically...'rock' is original, 'rawk' are modern by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:29:37
                                exactly. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:36:06
                                okay by caffine-iv2003-01-19 01:38:45
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2003-01-19 01:27:36
                                could i get a good modding over here please? by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:28:01
  *flops down awaiting lunch* by zona2003-01-19 00:04:40
    *Serves dew* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:08:37
      *nibbles on rice* by zona2003-01-19 00:13:16
        Some of the stuffing? by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:16:21
          M..ok! by zona2003-01-19 00:17:08
            *Serves* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:25:59
              Nope :) by zona2003-01-19 00:27:24
    *sneaks over* by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
      Awe! *hugs* by zona2003-01-19 00:13:56
        anytime dear. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:23:58
          NO! by zona2003-01-19 00:25:52
            awesome. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:29:46
              *hint hint* (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:38:35
              *Comforts* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 01:17:20
                *big grin* by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:19:40
    ::perching on empty chair back::sniff:: by DireEyez2003-01-19 00:15:01
      *hands over a piece* by zona2003-01-19 00:18:54
        Ok...I'll settle for a piece of cake ;> by DireEyez2003-01-19 00:19:41
          *hands over a second piece* by zona2003-01-19 00:20:30
            ::Grin:: by DireEyez2003-01-19 00:21:21
              But two pieces? by zona2003-01-19 00:22:00
              i wonder... by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:43:06
                Not sure... by DireEyez2003-01-19 00:49:32
                What joke? by zona2003-01-19 00:58:02
                  when he said "i'll settle for a piece of cake" by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:03:42
                    emphasis 'cake'....not 'a' by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:05:11
                      Uh...Pie? by zona2003-01-19 01:57:06
                        You could say that by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:57:52
                          No fair... by zona2003-01-19 01:59:40
                            Ok....think....why do you say "Bad Dire Bad" by DireEyez2003-01-19 02:03:42
                              Oi! by zona2003-01-19 02:12:21
                                Messed the monitor again? by DireEyez2003-01-19 02:15:15
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2003-01-19 00:09:15
    Last "day" at w***? by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:11:33
      second last by ideur2003-01-19 00:13:39
        Silly me by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:34:55
          Oh that happens by ideur2003-01-19 00:45:36
  Another beer. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:09:19
    What a nice Mom. by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:13:51
      yeah, another beer.. :) by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:15:38
        She wasn't even a good cuddle. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:16:56
          wait. wait. huh. woah. huh. wait... what? by sketcher2003-01-19 00:18:49
            *Twap* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:22:52
              well... didnt he basically just say that? by sketcher2003-01-19 00:26:28
                There is a fire in the fireplace by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:28:46
                  AAAAHHHH HOLYCRAP, THE COUCH! by sketcher2003-01-19 00:37:09
                    Why do you do this to me? by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:40:33
                      make friends with a good carpenter by sketcher2003-01-19 00:46:57
                        Or kick you out perminately (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-01-19 00:50:23
                          whaaat? by sketcher2003-01-19 00:51:56
                        She is, And I could help you're problem by sir lox elroy2003-01-19 02:22:24
                Take some Alaskan advice on cold and clothing.. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:29:48
            No no no, by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:25:08
              well, at least you can find someone by sketcher2003-01-19 00:31:45
                Mom told me.. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:32:58
          {{{caffine-iv}}} by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:20:39
            what's an oaf? by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:23:59
              That's nice by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:32:49
                ... I don't think I'm an oaf. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:34:14
                  No, I didn't mean you by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:37:51
                    No, I didn't. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:39:25
                      hi, hey there by sketcher2003-01-19 00:43:08
                        I'm drunkm, by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:45:28
                          Um...with sketcher? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:34:01
                      *Cough, cough* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:48:27
                        what?? by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:52:00
                          The topic really by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:55:48
                            Oh, okay. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:57:50
                              Not at 10AM by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:59:36
                                Okie. by caffine-iv2003-01-19 01:00:02
                That sounds like me most days... by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:26:27
          Awe... by zona2003-01-19 00:21:23
            {{{zona}}} by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:23:12
  CLOSED FOR REPAIRS by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hey hey hey!!! by Ubergeek22003-01-19 00:48:29
      Do you sing too? by DireEyez2003-01-19 00:53:43
        sure do, boys ensemble, went all county... (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:08:25
    {{{Illiways}}} by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:50:29
      Plywood? by SaleGamine2003-01-19 00:53:08
        blah., IO'll just take some paint and toss it by caffine-iv2003-01-19 00:56:40
        *comes in with bucket and mop* by chrisP2003-01-19 00:58:05
    What in the..??..?? by Bellator2003-01-19 01:24:54
      shhh it's undercontrol. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:28:45
        It is not under control by Bellator2003-01-19 01:36:43
          we're rebuilding. by Ubergeek22003-01-19 01:37:42
            COFFEE!!! by Bellator2003-01-19 01:39:27
              It'll be a much quieter event if you do ;> by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:41:40
    **Brings in 2 Saw Horses, Circular Saw, Jig Saw, by sir lox elroy2003-01-19 01:47:08
      ::posting 'Wet Paint/Stain' sign:: by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:48:24
        ::turning sign around:: by DireEyez2003-01-19 02:01:21
          /me wonders is sketcher would like to check the by sir lox elroy2003-01-19 02:11:37
            If the cafe needs rebuilding again due to an by DireEyez2003-01-19 02:14:22
              As a taxidermist's work of art? (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-01-19 10:44:53
                I Was Thinking "The Cask of Amontillado" (n/t) by sir lox elroy2003-01-19 17:20:46
      Yes I actually love building stuff out of wood.:-) by sir lox elroy2003-01-19 01:49:22
        Thank you by SaleGamine2003-01-19 01:52:24
          Er... by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:53:50
            *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 01:55:48
              Like that ever stops us... by Bellator2003-01-19 01:56:36
                Coffee coming up soon.... by SaleGamine2003-01-19 01:59:48
                  So do I... by Bellator2003-01-19 02:02:51
              Uhm.... by DireEyez2003-01-19 01:56:43
                This by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Ok...was that on the door or counter? by DireEyez2003-01-19 02:02:27
                    It was on the door. by SaleGamine2003-01-19 02:47:50
                      So how are we supposed to see the sign by DireEyez2003-01-19 04:13:32
      Wow! (n/t) by chrisP2003-01-19 02:08:34
  {{{{{{{SaleGamine}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} by sir lox elroy2003-01-19 01:51:36
    Hello by SaleGamine2003-01-19 01:57:29
  good morning by ParityBit2003-01-19 02:58:11
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 03:01:31
      thanks... by ParityBit2003-01-19 03:05:50
  Psssst, be welly, welly quiet! by ideur2003-01-19 03:16:14
    Hello again. by SaleGamine2003-01-19 08:04:51
      Found dat wacally wabbit by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  why not ever ( by OzanBABA2003-01-19 03:30:18
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2003-01-19 08:05:36
  Haven't yet popped my head in by krysz2003-01-19 14:21:53
  Ok, the football games are over by krysz2003-01-19 19:45:50
  *Nails sketchers head to the wall over the door* by Bellator2003-01-19 21:21:06
    Now that's a bit grizzly for by slamlander2003-01-19 21:28:39
      Yeah, you're right by Bellator2003-01-19 21:38:55
        Hmmm, now here's a thought ... by slamlander2003-01-19 21:43:38

 

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