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+!!!FOOD FIGHT!!!+ by themadkansan 2003-01-13 13:06:36
DAMMIT, THINGS ARE JUST GETTING WAY TOO SERIOUS AROUND HERE!!!

>...grabs the Jell-O and the sherbet off the tray and just SLINGS it into the cafeteria...<

COME GET ME!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[ Reply ]
  No they're not. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:10:30
    I'm not disputing that... by themadkansan2003-01-13 13:14:54
      Unplug random wires. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:18:35
        Done That! :) by themadkansan2003-01-13 13:21:25
          Oooh. Always wondered what would happen. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:25:29
          I think that... by rapido752003-01-13 13:32:36
        Go On! by rapido752003-01-13 13:22:19
          Wanna see some REAL fun? by themadkansan2003-01-13 13:26:00
        What's this now? by KingOfFools2003-01-13 13:25:24
          I think I read somewhere by whitemalkin2003-01-13 14:02:43
  * JELLO Diiiiiiiiiiiiive! * ::::whoooooosh:::: by rottweiler2003-01-13 13:18:26
    Why do you think I threw it??? :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-13 13:22:02
      well, I guess it's ok to slide around in ;) (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 13:23:08
  "reload the gun with slackware cds * by ozanbaba2003-01-13 13:27:52
    Hey! Slackware isn't food! by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:29:59
      how would you know by ozanbaba2003-01-13 13:32:11
  If you're going to be like that... by Tomo2003-01-13 13:31:54
    Holy SMOKES! Lunch! by rottweiler2003-01-13 13:34:08
    *WHOOSH!* by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:34:25
      I got a Rotary Hush-Puppy Cannon!!! :) by themadkansan2003-01-13 13:50:51
        * looks sadly at pelt * by rottweiler2003-01-13 13:52:45
          Got more where that came from... :) by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:13:26
  I! AM! THE MUFFIN! MAN! by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:32:49
    Muffins? . . . Anyone? by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:41:26
      Sorry - got sidetracked... by themadkansan2003-01-13 13:46:56
      *grabs muffins* by Tomo2003-01-13 13:48:02
        Well, if you GRAB plain muffins, by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:49:16
          I yeah, this one's chocolate. by Tomo2003-01-13 13:50:57
            where's that flamethrower? by rottweiler2003-01-13 13:53:47
              It's already melted. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:55:46
                Oh! Yes! He! Can! by Tomo2003-01-13 13:57:54
                  Grapeshot Artillery! by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:02:11
                  Hey, rottweiler! Second serving! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:09:22
                    *urp* by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:14:06
                      You've got to be KIDDING if you think I'm helping. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:16:29
                        *rolls eyes* by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:17:58
                        that's what the Water Cannon is for! by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:18:34
                          I'm hosed. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:20:24
                            Ack - wet dog... :) by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:22:34
                              ::::: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE ::::: by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:23:30
                                Peanut butter, if you have it. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:26:11
                                ::: rummages ::: Yep! here ya go! by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:27:51
                                Koo! :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:38:51
                  spreadfire? by mcnutcase2003-01-13 14:27:57
                *carmelizes the Muffin Man* (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 13:58:05
                  Must! Employ! The! Power of Shatner! by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:04:00
        burgerlaunchers don't kill people... by KingOfFools2003-01-13 13:50:24
    Who lives on Drury Lane? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-01-13 13:45:00
      No, that's Bob's district. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 13:47:48
    Oh, no! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes! The MUFFINS! Bwahaha! by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:30:19
      :::: fwooosh ::::: *splatter* by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:32:51
        >Chunk< >KaChak< >Cluck cluck cluck< by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:37:00
          BBQ! BBQ! by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:40:25
            HONEY MUSTARD! yummmmmm! (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 14:44:33
              K, now I'm gonna hafta think a moment... by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:46:35
            BBQ, coming up! by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:44:34
              Delicious! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:47:44
  you want this"reload w/ doner & lahmacun (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-13 13:58:25
    Good Lord! by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:03:46
      i am selling this things to military by ozanbaba2003-01-13 14:10:05
        Also Known As... by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:12:09
          good one :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-13 14:35:25
  *loads trusty Jell-O Cannon* by mcnutcase2003-01-13 14:37:56
    Mmmm....bio-rifle. Nice weapon. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:39:40
      Kentucky, where she normally is! (n/t) by mcnutcase2003-01-13 14:41:42
        Mmm...fried chicken... by LionsPhil2003-01-13 14:46:16
          ok then, you might like this better by mcnutcase2003-01-13 14:57:08
            It's my lucky day! Free pizza! Woo! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-13 15:06:41
    Behold the Power Of CHEESE! by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:42:52
      right! by mcnutcase2003-01-13 14:49:34
        Awright - you ast fer it... :) by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:53:26
          *hefts spring-roll minigun* by mcnutcase2003-01-13 14:55:05
            >Dig dig dig root root root< by themadkansan2003-01-13 14:58:46
              *pulls out homing Chilli Bomb* by mcnutcase2003-01-13 15:02:56
                ACK! Can't see to aim!!! >pulls trigger ANYWAY!< by themadkansan2003-01-13 15:06:15
              HAH! Found it! by themadkansan2003-01-13 15:04:18

 

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