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An ode, to coffee by fraek2003-01-13 00:45:09
  Caffeinated Psalm by consul 880 2003-01-13 10:03:08
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures;
it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz; it leadeth me in the
paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of addiction I will fear no Equal (tm),
for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar
they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the
presence of Juan Valdez; thou anointest
my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me
all the days of my life; and I shall dwell
in the House of Maxwell forever.
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