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AGGhhuuuggg! My SO is strangling me. by glenalec 2003-01-13 07:05:27
Because SHE left the new sales brochures in the taxi (I wasn't even there). And now it's the taxi-driver's fault! He wanted to steal her brochures, thinking they were something valuable!

I'm sure they will either be at the front gate guard house or the taxi company tomorow morning. 90% of the taxi drivers here are honest enough.
[ Reply ]
  and once she finds her chocolate gone... by rottweiler2003-01-13 07:06:14
    That'll teach him by ouvrebyte2003-01-13 07:10:37
    Actually, it's OUR chocolate... by glenalec2003-01-13 07:13:32
      nope, sorry... by default by rottweiler2003-01-13 07:17:00
        So much for gender equality... by LionsPhil2003-01-13 07:18:09
          at least when Chocolate is involved. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 07:19:40
            Well, I'm going to eat some chocolate RIGHT NOW. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 07:21:11
              *snatches chocolate* by rottweiler2003-01-13 08:06:42
                FAR too late. Already eaten it. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 08:07:06
                  drats .... foiled again by rottweiler2003-01-13 08:09:06
          No... by rapido752003-01-13 07:20:17
            No. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 07:23:56
            only after you're married ;P (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 08:32:40
          whats yours is ours and what's hers in by plblark2003-01-13 07:20:27
            s/in/is (n/t) by plblark2003-01-13 07:20:54
            As far as I can tell, Feminism is sexism against Y by Tomo2003-01-13 07:24:16
              PS - most of my female friends agree. (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-13 07:26:56
              Read Naiomi Wolf's by glenalec2003-01-13 07:29:17
                Why is it that when twerps hijack something good by NOLAWitch2003-01-13 07:37:40
                  Because no-one shuts these damn things down. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 07:40:32
                    But the feminist problem is not solved by DragonLady2003-01-13 07:56:38
                      How are they behaving? (n/t) by random_c2003-01-13 07:58:48
                        Their whole life is wrapped up by DragonLady2003-01-13 08:11:10
                          Ah. by random_c2003-01-13 08:19:16
                            hear hear... by treehugger2003-01-13 09:02:08
                      Well, thats thanks to Dr. Laura by hyzenthlay2003-01-13 08:09:32
                        That broad needs a good whacking by NOLAWitch2003-01-13 08:11:17
                          Occasionally she has good advice by hyzenthlay2003-01-13 08:12:36
                            Yeah, her ratio of being right is about the same by NOLAWitch2003-01-13 08:16:50
                              I used to listen to the program by hyzenthlay2003-01-13 08:25:45
                        I don't know who "Dr. Laura" is, by LionsPhil2003-01-13 08:11:40
                          Look Dr. Laura up... by rapido752003-01-13 08:15:53
                            The moment I saw by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Dr. Laura by hyzenthlay2003-01-13 08:21:16
                      I wouldn't know about gender undifferentiated. by random_c2003-01-13 08:12:56
                        Ah, PE, one of the last bastions of gender idocy. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 08:17:13
                          Ha! by random_c2003-01-13 08:21:21
                            Netball and Hockey are so VIOLENT! by Tomo2003-01-13 08:31:06
                              Well.. by random_c2003-01-13 08:52:52
                                Marvellous. by Tomo2003-01-13 10:31:49
                            Yes, but I'm talking about NOW. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 08:33:33
                              really!? by rottweiler2003-01-13 08:45:59
                        In Australia its illegal to differentiate by DragonLady2003-01-13 08:52:07
                      Who defined that as wrong? by gblues2003-01-13 09:34:58
                        It's not wrong if it's a CHOICE. by NOLAWitch2003-01-13 10:20:19
                    Whew! Just reading subjects I felt bad by plblark2003-01-13 08:01:17
                      I'm anti-'-ists'. by LionsPhil2003-01-13 08:05:40
                        <everybodysFather> by ouvrebyte2003-01-13 08:08:10
                        Zealots, whatever their cause, generally by plblark2003-01-13 08:09:27
                  Because.... by random_c2003-01-13 07:55:38
              Most feminists... by random_c2003-01-13 07:53:02
                Exactly! My thoughts entirely. (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-13 07:55:37
                  Course what really annoys me... by random_c2003-01-13 07:58:16
                    It's very simple. by Tomo2003-01-13 08:04:45
                      And some of those boys are 50. (n/t) by random_c2003-01-13 08:23:55
                    By definition, they're whores. by NOLAWitch2003-01-13 08:05:32
        Unless one of the other occupants is gay. by random_c2003-01-13 07:40:20
  In the UK it _is_ the taxi-driver's fault by pjt332003-01-13 13:54:57

 

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