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w00t! I just found the secret chocolate cache! by glenalec 2003-01-13 05:37:22
Which game? No, this is RL! My SO isn't too good at hiding the chocolates. She runs into the bedroom, but I can hear exactly which drawer or bag she is opening as each makes a different sound.

I re-hid them. As is my evil way, they are in plain sight. I must say I've outdone myself this time though as I've hidden the chocolates in .... a chocolate tin! It's an old one that has been lying around the bookshelf for months. I don't know which is better, chocolate or being a meanie. Now I will feed her the occasional chocolate (as she does to me at other times) and she will rip apart the appartment but never find them.

[ MANIC LAUGHTER ]

*glenalec calms down*

My SO ducked out to meet her boss, who decided to pop down from Shanghai at 8:30PM! On the up side, he just eliminated her main competitor by closing them down (her main competitor was the shop that had the regional contract before her) so the can't undercut her by selling at-cost to try to drive her out of business because they can't get the goods anymore. Not the goods she sells, only the inferior local product which she knows very well as she used to sell that until she got sick of THAT boss ripping her (and all the staff) off and went into direct competition with him (and HIS boss was very upset, since she was their best salesperson by an order of magnitude).

[ MORE MANIC LAUGHTER ] (I have to do that while the SO is out, as it really freaks her out. No joke!)
[ Reply ]
  quick quescion by ozanbaba2003-01-13 06:00:30
    Significant Other by migiizis2003-01-13 06:02:29
      i like it by ozanbaba2003-01-13 06:08:47
        And it's the only thing that trnaslates... by glenalec2003-01-13 06:16:33
        That's exactly why someone came up with it. by Naruki2003-01-13 06:35:20
          They can still use SO for "sig other[s]", at least (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-13 06:38:24
            Of course, but... by Naruki2003-01-13 06:54:58
              right but the ignorant by plblark2003-01-13 09:15:04
  that's grounds for by rottweiler2003-01-13 07:05:47
    Woohahahahahahah by glenalec2003-01-13 07:16:33
      but what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 07:17:43
        Nup. We had that one out a year ago. by glenalec2003-01-13 07:26:29
          yeah... but you're talking CHOCOLATE! (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-13 08:05:21

 

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