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Song Of The Day by LionsPhil 2003-01-04 17:03:25
One for those who are getting paranoid at certain events in America (NO AMERICA BASHING *PLEASE*).


Somebody's Watching Me
Rockwell

(Who's watching)
(Tell me who's watching)
(Who's watching me)

I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from nine to five, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, and

I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream

When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone, I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much, that's why

I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me

(Who's watching me) I don't know anymore
Are the neighbours watching me (who's watching)
Well is the mailman watching me (tell me who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now (who?) The IRS?

I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me (who's watching me)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Ooh (oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be (who's watching me)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Ooh (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me (who's watching me)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Can I have my privacy (oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me (who's watching me)


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[ Reply ]
  I am an American. by Naruki2003-01-04 17:04:59
    How about the stupid Americans that agree? by DireEyez2003-01-04 18:04:58
      They don't. by Naruki2003-01-04 18:15:43
        I...agree...and I ain't that bright ... by DireEyez2003-01-04 18:23:01
          Nope. I think that makes you an Idiot Savant. by Naruki2003-01-04 18:23:49
            Hey, I'm Savant! Whoopee!!! by DireEyez2003-01-04 18:38:37

 

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