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Could somebody pass me a railgun?	by breezeblock	2003-01-04 08:29:32
next time, drag him into your car.	by slayer	2003-01-04 10:33:57
Take him into the middle of the woods somewhere at gunpoint. Tie him to a tree so he can't move at all, blindfold him, and fire one round just as you kick him as hard as you can in the stomach. The kid'll sit there for hours crying and peeing on himself thinking he was shot and is bleeding out. Take lots of pictures and mail them to the address you got off whatever ID he had. Or you could always just shoot him as is my policy with tresspassers. Damnit, I have a right to life, liberty and property, and will protect all of those rights with extreme prejudice.
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I'll file that suggestion under...	by breezeblock	2006-11-19 12:55:59
A Brit who wants less gun control?	by slayer	2003-01-04 11:21:09
Just make sure	by whytwolf	2003-01-04 11:46:29
Making handguns illegal...	by breezeblock	2003-01-04 12:25:26
It also prevents law-abiders from having accidents	by bugarup	2003-01-04 12:51:58

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