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Could somebody pass me a railgun?	by breezeblock	2003-01-04 08:29:32
I appear to have a small problem. Last night my car alarm goes off twice. Seems a bunch of neighbourhood kids have got themselves a new game - kicking my car until the alarm goes off. I catch one of them at the third attempt (he's about 15)and drag him into the house. He's local but I dont know where he lives. I ask him but he refuses to tell me so I call the police. Police turn up, let him go and basically caution ME for grabbing the little bastard and dragging him into my house. So this morning I awake with dents all over my new car and the knowledge that if I take any kind of steps to protect my property I will be arrested. Shooting the little bastards, while appealing, seems a bit harsh. Anybody got any suggestions on how to deal with a situation like this?
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You should be able...	by slacktime	2003-01-04 08:36:29
Make sure that when the report is filed	by wheresthefish	2003-01-04 08:56:56
whatever happened to...	by defdood	2003-01-04 13:41:29
Similar situation	by tms1791	2003-01-04 09:07:07
Applauds (n/t)	by Wertigo	2003-01-04 09:12:08
First,	by NOLAWitch	2003-01-04 09:15:37
<SPLORF!> I thought you were serious for a minute.	by geminidomino2	2003-01-04 10:54:19
She is. But I would also add to that ritual by	by WebDiva	2003-01-04 11:27:24
That's good too.	by NOLAWitch	2003-01-04 11:53:14
oooh! oooh!	by kahuana	2003-01-04 15:20:25
If it was me,	by GeekPrincess	2003-01-04 09:37:52
next time, drag him into your car.	by slayer	2003-01-04 10:33:57
I'll file that suggestion under...	by breezeblock	2006-11-19 12:55:59
A Brit who wants less gun control?	by slayer	2003-01-04 11:21:09
Just make sure	by whytwolf	2003-01-04 11:46:29
Making handguns illegal...	by breezeblock	2003-01-04 12:25:26
It also prevents law-abiders from having accidents	by bugarup	2003-01-04 12:51:58

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