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cafein-iv this is for you by ozanbaba 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Me: MOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mom: <turns on lights> Morgan? Are you all right?
Me: They were just awful, Mommy! Just awful! They were everywhere...
Mom: Tell me about the bad dream you had.
Me: Well, all these Windows 98 users decided to all switch to
Slackware!  And they made it autorun and work automatically, just like
in Windows! And they made Slackware bloated, Mommy! Bloated as Windows
XP! It was just awful! They were everywhere...
Mom: That *is* scary, Morgan. But we both know that's never going to
happen. Only dedicated Slackers use Slackware.
Me: You're right, Mom. Slackware's only for a gifted few. Thanks for
the reminder.
Mom: Sure. Good night, sweetie. Pleasant dreams. <turns off lights>
Me: Good night.

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  I read that :) by caffine-iv2003-01-04 03:31:20
    thank you by ozanbaba2003-01-04 03:33:21
      Hee hee, yes! by caffine-iv2003-01-04 03:35:29
        once i tryed to install by ozanbaba2003-01-04 03:40:58
          w00t, go cladera! by caffine-iv2003-01-04 03:42:46
            i don2t like precomplied thing by ozanbaba2003-01-04 03:48:47
              Good policy! by caffine-iv2003-01-04 03:51:28
                and able to do optimision for your hardware by ozanbaba2003-01-04 05:26:08
                  Exactly! by caffine-iv2003-01-04 05:35:15
                    tar.gz rulez :0 (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-04 05:59:19
                    RPM... by nevdull2003-01-04 11:13:06
        have you ever installed "UNIX" on a 286? by ideur2003-01-04 04:28:18
          always wanted to use Original Unix (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-04 05:27:32
          ALIS by LooseChanj2003-01-04 06:07:15
          Coolest I've seen... by Silvermoon822003-01-04 08:04:51

 

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