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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  If.. by stargirl2002-12-29 00:10:41
    Depends on who asks, I'd say! :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-12-29 00:12:13
      As a general rule.. by stargirl2002-12-29 00:15:03
        Nah...just one step further towards the by DireEyez2002-12-29 00:50:10
          Oh you... by stargirl2002-12-29 01:20:09
            Yep...I even have one of those Pessimist mugs from by DireEyez2002-12-29 01:49:58
              By the way.. by stargirl2002-12-29 02:01:18
                Oh? Do tell.. by DireEyez2002-12-29 02:16:33
                  To begin with.. by stargirl 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Reading this I started to wonder about several things:

For Plan A
  • How do you find the chosen one? Do you have someone psychic helping you search out, or have you made a pact with a dark god for the ability to find a chosen one?
  • What colors are the wizard robes? (are you a spring, summer, winter?
  • In Step 2 does it have to be real hell, or a hell on earth?
  • How are you controling the animal minions? I suspect you must have some mad scientists in your legions, but am wondering if that was part of the pact with the dark god or use of the psychic still.
  • Are you American Biased to start off with destroying New York? Are there not better cities in the world to start with, or are you to good for other countries?
  • Are you taking applications for High Priests of your reign as god? Do they get to wear cool robes at well?

    For Plan B
  • When you say "Destroy the World" do you mean into nice, bite-sized pieces, or are you more of a "scour the face of the planet" guy?
  • Do you become the clone, or is that your right hand man?
  • Which country would you like the General to be from? Again, are you worried about being North-American-centric?
  • Which human skin will you be wearing? Will this be like the human suit in Silence of the Lambs, or more of an "Edgar Suit" from Men in Black?
  • At what point does the obsidian citadel get built? Are you hiring union to have it built?
  • I take it your Ninjas will be trained to attack all at once and to make sure to kill any good-hearted heros trying to over throw you?
  • At what point do you have the woman that no man will dare steal...or do you gain her when you send out your Ninjas? Will she be a red-head?
  • Once you have control of the planet do you destroy it, or rule it until you die then blow it up?

    Of course you don't have to answer any of these, just thought I'd try to be helpful ;)
    • [ Reply ]
                        Ah, by thoughts, I thought you meant suggestions.. by DireEyez2002-12-29 03:09:02
                          teehee by zona2002-12-29 04:21:27
                            vampire squirrel == animal minion by DireEyez2002-12-29 06:55:03
                          Let me know.. by stargirl2002-12-29 10:51:45
                            I think they'd be called Concubines ;> by DireEyez2002-12-29 18:14:57

     

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