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Winter Sunderland by Naruki 2002-12-27 09:40:28
Dingbells sing.
Ding a ling ding
Morons ski
On that white thing
Known as snow.
I'll have you know
You're gonna break your ever lovin neck.

Down the slopes
You are a flying
Hit a tree,
And now you're dying.
I told you so
Stay off the snow
You're gonna break your ever lovin neck.

On a sled you can fit three or more kids
And pretend you're on the way to town
Down the hill into the street the sled heads
Until a startled driver runs you down.

Later on,
We'll light a fire
That we set
Onto your byre.
You just had to go
Too fast on snow
You went and broke your ever lovin neck.
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  Reminds me... by Y2KDragon2002-12-27 10:21:43

 

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