I was at the local supermarket, and they were giving food samples out in various areas of the store. I come up to the refridgerated section, low and behold I get trapped with about 20 people around me surrounding a sample cart of raw shrimp. There I am, in a hurry with absolutly nowhere to go because these morons want a free sample. Finally as I am gettin more pissed off I hear people blabbering on about "I have an idea, lets try frying..." I loose it and say (quite loudly) "I have an idea, how about you pull your ugly faces out of your feed bags, and get your fat @$$3$ out of the way"
It worked, I quickly grabbed a gallon of milk and hightail it to the checkout line befor they have the chance to lynch me. |
