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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  i have had mine dulled by sketcher2002-12-01 00:17:00
    hypnosis by CrazySteve 2002-12-01 00:18:15
works great on cross country flights too. well, right up till the flight attendant asks if you want something to drink. stupid <censored>.
[ Reply ]
      What? The pilot doesn't get liquored up *before* by kahuana2002-12-01 00:20:10
        The yolk's on you... It's spelled "yoke". :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-12-01 00:25:23
          Boy do i have egg on my face :-) (n/t) by kahuana2002-12-01 00:26:00
            these puns aren't all they're cracked up to be <nt by CrazySteve2002-12-01 00:27:46
              i was going to drop in on this pun fest by sketcher2002-12-01 00:36:17
                poacher <nt> by CrazySteve2002-12-01 00:36:50
                  Let's not be too hard-shelled about this. by adiplomat2002-12-01 00:45:15
                    dont count your ovaries before they're fertalized by sketcher2002-12-01 00:46:44
                      Going down hill, just scrambles the issue (n/t) by zona2002-12-01 00:59:55
                        come on... by sketcher2002-12-01 01:09:11
                You poached my answer right out from under me. (n/t) by zona2002-12-01 00:37:32
      oh yeah... il just give the local hypnotist a ring by sketcher2002-12-01 00:23:01
        buy a book on it. that's what I did. <nt> by CrazySteve2002-12-01 00:25:47
          If yer lucky, the book will be so dul as to put by DireEyez2002-12-01 00:36:20
            thats what i use lord of the rings for by sketcher2002-12-01 00:44:05
              actually by sketcher2002-12-01 00:45:18
                Never read any Clancy...although I did purchase by DireEyez2002-12-01 00:49:02
                  the best i can figure is... by sketcher2002-12-01 00:55:51
                    Somehow, I always figured that taking all fears by DireEyez2002-12-01 00:58:54
                      i was thinking something along the lines of... by sketcher2002-12-01 01:06:45
                        You got some weird fears... by DireEyez2002-12-01 01:11:20
                          very cramped by sketcher2002-12-01 01:14:25
                            Two on the front... by glenalec2002-12-01 02:47:32
                              As you can see... by glenalec2002-12-01 02:48:36
                                I see you have the same problem I do...that is.. by DireEyez2002-12-01 02:52:33
                                I type like lightning (n/t) by glenalec2002-12-01 03:33:51
                                you strike anywhere? (n/t) by JustnCase2002-12-01 16:17:03
                                More or less by glenalec2002-12-01 22:21:34
                          They're juviniles. (n/t) by frogboy2002-12-01 08:58:11
                    afflek sucks by Funky_Monkey2002-12-01 01:15:13
              I can't do that... by DireEyez2002-12-01 00:45:28
                yeah, me too by sketcher2002-12-01 00:47:36
                  You talking a book, a bat...a dominatrix? by DireEyez2002-12-01 00:50:47
                    They have books? (n/t) by zona2002-12-01 01:22:52
                      Who have books? by DireEyez2002-12-01 01:23:31
                        sudden thought by sketcher2002-12-01 01:30:54
                          Hey...that's not far from reality... by DireEyez2002-12-01 01:33:05
                            yeah, i guess by sketcher2002-12-01 01:37:53
                              *grin* by zona2002-12-01 01:47:42
                              I think the whole Dominatrix fetish starts out by DireEyez2002-12-01 01:52:11
                If you did... by glenalec2002-12-01 06:51:41
                  Childhood book a surprising number of... by glenalec2002-12-01 06:52:41
                    Yup. by wheresthefish2002-12-01 06:56:35
        Focus on breathing. by kahuana2002-12-01 00:45:43

 

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