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Those things called Jobs by JohnLynch2002-11-26 03:10:38
  To get a job in programming... by breezeblock 2002-11-26 03:48:22
you need to invoke the ancient incantation. You can be a C/C++, Delphi MySQL guru but if you take those to an interview all you get is the "rabbit in headlights" stare. You *MUST* remeber to invoke the ancient incantation if you want a programming job. The beauty is you dont even need to know what it means, just say the words and you are in!

The ancient incantation: "Veesyewal baysick and emmess seekwul survur"
[ Reply ]
    Aha! I knew that would come in handy! by Tomo2002-11-26 03:52:54
    Visual Basic and MS sequel server? by LionsPhil2002-11-26 06:14:29
      I always preferred... by GreyArea2002-11-26 06:18:20
        Squeal? SQL? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-26 08:26:43

 

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